Face Sitting, the 30

During the last decade, on Mistress Destiny's Femdom Forum, members wondered about what symbol, and number, could represent facesitting.

I didn't have a clear-cut answer then, though I threw some suggestions around in my mind. However, these suggestions were either too complex, or too obvious. Life detoured me from the question. Within the past two years, a concept came up. One that was neither too complex, nor too obvious.

If we could describe a couple simultaneously doing cunnilingus and fellatio as doing the "69", why not a number representing facesitting?

The answer that came to mind was "30". The "3" represents the woman's butt. The "0" represents the man's face. Like the "69", the digits in "30" do not touch each other. Likewise, both numbers are perpendicular to how most partners will perform each respective activity.

Some couples do the "69" with one person standing, and the other person "hanging". Most couples; however, do it with one partner on his/her back and the other on top. Likewise, most facesitting takes place with the guy on his back, and the woman sitting on his face.

As pointed out in a previous blog post, facesitting must meet the bar stool test in order for it to be "facesitting". So, the "69" and the "30" would not be the same thing.

Likewise, when requesting to be facesat, one could ask, "Can you 30 me?".

Along this note, since March is "Women's History Month," and Women's Day is on March 8, then March 30 would be the perfect day for National/International Facesitting Day.

Full Weight Facesitting, From One Who Experienced it for Over a Quarter of a Century

I surfed the internet looking for facesitting topics, when I came across a blog on Tumbler: Embracing Your Inner Dominant. Goddess Sonya wrote an article, "How To Sit on His Face," posted on May 25, 2011. She presented one female, dominant, perspective on sitting on a guy's face. Many of her statements were consistent with what I've posted here, though there are some differences. 

Thought I'd put a perspective on some of what she said:

You can't just plop down on a face as if it's an actual seat, no matter what he says. The human face was not designed to withstand the pressure of an entire torso's weight. You have to counter balance with your legs and arms in order to exert the right amount of weight that doesn't cause damage. -- Goddess Sonya 

Having had my face sat on for over a quarter of a century, I highly disagree with most of this statement. I've had women sit on my face in different countries in Europe, in North America, and in South America, as well as in Turkey. I say disagree with most of what she says, as I see what she's attempting to say.

A human head could withstand facesitting weight up to a certain point, then it transitions to a painful experience where you feel like the weight is going to crush your head like a watermelon. I've never I had that problem. I've had a woman my height, 200+ pounds, sit on my face with her full weight, while pushing down from above to add more pressure. 

My face enjoyed comfort. Goddess Sonya mentioned having a woman's soft parts on a guy's face. This makes a large difference in how much weight a man's face could withstand. There are women whose butt cheeks normally spread, allowing more of my face to "disappear" into her butt crack. The skin, within her buttcrack, is among the softest parts of her butt. For women whose butts don't naturally part when they sit, I "spread" their butt cheeks before their butt settles on my face.

Another woman, over 200 pounds, sat on my face without countering her weight with her legs or arms. She just sat and let her butt sink as far as it'd normally sink if she were sitting this way on the ground. Her butt was "cushiony", her full weight facesit didn't put me through any discomfort. 

Face hovering mistaken as face sitting

So yes, a woman can sit on a guy's face as if it were a chair. It wouldn't be facesitting if it didn't meet that standard. It'd be a face hover, which is what Goddess Sonya is really talking about. 

In the time I've had women sit on my face, the worst experiences happened to be the ones where they utilized their leg and or their arm muscles to counter their facesitting weight. The full weight aspect was gone, and so was the pleasure that I got out of the experience. 

As I've mentioned earlier in this blog, if the woman isn't sitting on your face the way she'd sit on a chair or stool, she isn't sitting on your face. She's hovering or doing something else. I'd call this "face squatting" or "face hovering" and set it up as a different form of domination that's a "cousin" to facesitting. 

I've had a woman, a "spinner" sit on my face on a regular basis. No matter how hard she sat, she couldn't put any "weight discomfort" on my face. Even when she sat the hardest, I didn't feel any discomfort. Every time I felt muscle tension in her legs, showing that she's countering her weight with her legs, I pulled her butt down harder on my face. I "nudged" her legs upward. I kept doing that until I felt complete relaxation in her leg muscles. 

Whenever she relaxed her muscles and sat with her full weight, she was able to sit longer. I was able to enjoy the experience better. 

So, whether Goddess Sonya's statement is applicable or not depends on the woman's weight, and the strength of the head and face that she's sitting on. In most instances, a woman could sit on a guy's face as if she were sitting on a chair. This is what makes it "facesitting." Again, if she's not sitting on his face the same way she'd sit on a chair, she's not facesitting, she's face hovering or face squatting. 

Dominas that utilize their leg and hip muscles to counter their fullweight facesit tend to be "one time" visits. For me, it's a pet peeve. Sit with that full weight if you want to say that you conducted a facesit session. 

Think about his face carefully. Does he have lots of stubble? That may be uncomfortable for you to sit on for full weight (but no big deal if he's licking you).  Wear something to cover your crotch and upper thighs to avoid chafing. -- Goddess Sonya

Most of the times, this isn't an issue if the woman is doing a proper full weight facesit. I've had women sit on my face, full weight, when my facial hairs were stubbles. If her asshole is smothering my nose or nostrils, her vagina and clit areas would be smothering my opened mouth as I orally service her pussy and clit areas. My stubbles are close enough to form a "semi smooth" surface that it wouldn't bother the end of her azz crack. 

Her azz cheeks would be hugging my cheeks, or upper face area, away from the other stubbles. Most of my stubbles would be exposed and not covered by ass. When she slides her asshole into my mouth, while maintaining a full weight facesit, her ass ends up smothering my opened mouth, as I orally service her asshole and anal ring. The sensitive areas of her ass avoid contact with the stubble area of my cheeks. 

Does he have a prominent nose? It may be a problem for men with long noses to breath if his nose is up your ass while he tongues you. It may also be very uncomfortable for him if your full weight comes right down on his nose, particularly if you're facing forward with your pubic bone right on his nasal bones, or if you're using him as a human cushion. Again, some men like that, but let's assume the average guy into facesitting doesn't enjoy the prospect of a broken nose. -- Goddess Sonya

If a woman thinks she is reverse facesitting someone, and he or she is breathing through his or her nose, then that woman isn't facesitting. Two exceptions, catching up on one's breathing, or the woman is a spinner, and her azz is small, provided that full weight is applied where she is sitting. Otherwise, she's face hovering or face squatting. In a true reverse fullweight facesit, where the woman is also receiving cunnilingus, a guy would not be able to breathe through his nose. His or her nose would be buried and wedged deep inside the facesitting woman's butt crack. 

This is my favorite facesitting position. When a woman is full weight facesitting me this way, I breathe through my mouth. If I try to breathe through my nostrils in this scenario, and she's full weight facesitting me properly, I wouldn't be able to breath anything in. I'd just feel her asshole or ass crack responding to the suction by pressing harder against my nostrils. 

Also, this isn't a case where "some men" like this. I post on the Mistress Destiny Femdom Forums, where they have forums dedicated to facesitting. The common trend, among the posters there, and in other facesitting forums on the internet, is towards brutal full weight facesitting. The average guy, into facesiting, favors a full weight facesit as I've described it on this blog. 

Ladies, if you follow Goddess Sonya's facesitting advice, chances are good that your sittees will be looking for another facesitting domina. 

On her steps to do the facesitting

Her step one, reverse facesitting with woman's back to his eyes, is spot on for many guys. This is my favorite. For the face hover method that she described, this allows weight counter balance. But, this is facesitting, where no weight counterbalance is needed for the most part. Also, reverse isn't the only way to do it. 

A former pornstar had me lay on myback with my head at the foot of the bed. She then turned around, and sat on my face, with her back to my feet and her feet planted on the floor. Her asshole was on my mouth and her closed vagina was over my nose. She sat with her full weight, while sitting straight up. I had a comfortable and enjoyable experience. She didn't sit this way for long though, as she knew that I couldn't breath. Most of the time, she reverse facesat me, with my nostrils under her butt hole and her pussy in my mough.

Goddess Sonya's step two, positioning with knees on his shoulders, is a position for a face hover or face squat, but not for a facesit. In a face squat, or face hover, you'll need strength in your legs to support the hover. In a facesit; however, the legs need to be relaxed. 

For a facesit, closing the legs, and meeting the knees over the face chair' belly, allows for more face sitting weight to force down on the face. The woman should stand, feet on either side of the neck or wedged against the face chair's armpits. Then, she should drop a squat and land her azz on the face chair's face. She should sit as if she's sitting on a stool. 

Goddess Sonya's step three, the facesit contact, is spot on. From my experiences, I position myself so that the woman's asshole smothers my nostrils. I spread her ass cheeks before this so that more of my face ends up inside her butt crack... soft parts of her azz on my face, her pussy exposed to my mouth and tongue. 

Goddess Sonya's step four should be modified to assist with the proper facesit. If it helps her maintain her balance at the same time she's sitting upright or near upright. Also, this step would make it easier for the face chair to exhale directly against the woman's butthole. The face chair could inhale with his/her mouth, then go back to cunnilingus. The facesitting woman could press down on the face chair's chest to get air to escape through the nose, and directly against her butthole. Every woman that did this to me enjoyed the resulting sensation. 

In step 4a, Goddess Sonya calls for lifting up for licking. That's not necessary, or desired in a facesitting session. If a woman lifts herself up this way, she's face hovering. I stop licking until she gets back into a full weight facesit position before I resume licking. It doesn't matter how hard a woman is sitting on my face, I've managed to maneuver my mouth to pleasure her until she creamed into my mouth... and beyond. I still managed to get my breathing done. 

She mentions, in this step, that a face hoverer's knees would start hurting. In a facesit, where the legs are completely relaxed and not doing work, this takes longer to become an issue. She mentions the neck craning in her described position. Craning is an issue for a face hover, but not for a facesit. If the face chair has to crane to lick the woman's pussy, she's not facesitting. 

An easy way to remember this is a description I've heard women say when it comes to using public restrooms. Many don't sit on the lid, but rather, they "hover" over it and urinate. Many have described this as "hovering". This concept also applies to facesitting, it doesn't make sense to reverse the meaning. You're either sitting on the face chair's face, or hovering/squatting over it.

The women that have sat on my face ensured that I was laying flat on the bed, with no pillows under my head. When they sat on my face with their full weight, the bed supported my head, neck, and back. I was able to eat them out this way "indefinitely". 

Goddess Sonya's step 4b was spot on. The softest parts of the woman's azz, usually the azz crack area, should smother as much as the face chair's face as possible. 

Both domina and submissive determine what's safe

She closes by talking about the face chairs that want their women to squash their faces with her azz. She talks about how the dominant should determine what's safe, and to not squash with reckless abandon. 

Not quite. 

Both the domina and submissive work together to determine what's safe, and what isn't. This is part of the reason to why there are safe words, as well as talk about hard limits. This should be worked out in the beginning of the session, and test driven. 

This happened during my first professional facesit session. The domina that I sessioned with had me sit on the floor, with my back to the bed, and my head on the bed, face looking up. She sat on my face, then we both adjusted to each other. This included her sitting as hard as she could. After a few minutes in this position, we had established how the rest of the facesitting session would go. During the test run, my "safewords" were nonverbal. I tapped the side of her butt cheeks, or moved my nose around inside of her butt crack, to get her to lift her azz up for me to breath. 

She knew that I could make her orgasm if she didn't immobilize my mouth, so she sealed it shut with her crotch. She let me catch my breath while my nose was still inside her butt crack. She maintained the fullweight aspect of it though. Then, she'd go back to smothering my nose and face with her azz. I had to catch my breath quick. 

This is the facesitting equivalent to "zeroing" a weapon. This is where how rough the facesitting could get is established and practiced. So, if a man asks you to sit on his face as if you're sitting on a chair, please do so. Do the test run to see how much weight his/her face can take. You'll make his/her day. If you're a professional domina, not meeting his facesitting standard would lead to him to finding another domina who will sit on his face per his standards. 

Again, face hovering shouldn't be mistaken for a facesit. People that prefer a face hover aren't really into face sitting, they're into face hovering where the woman's azz takes up the majority of their field of view. Goddess Sonya mistakenly labels a face hover as a facesit. Her blog advice would be applicable to couples engaging in a face hovering session, but misses the mark when it comes to a true facesitting session. 

Debunking Frank Kobola's Cosmopolitan Article - 12 Things a Guys Thinks When You Sit on His Face

I read a Cosmopolitan article, written by Frank Kobala, that lists our supposed thoughts when we get facesat. Those weren't my thoughts. 

Facesitting has almost been a part of my entire sex life. What Frank Kobola says in his article is not what comes to my mind when a woman is sitting on my face. In fact, there's an entire community of folks like me that don't think those thoughts listed in Frank Kobola's Cosmopolitan article, 12 Things a Guy Thinks When You Sit on His Face. 

I'm going to take each of his points, and respond with what we facesit fetishists really think...

Frank Kobola, Cosmopolitan: Oh you want me to go down on you.... so why are you keeping me on my back? This isn't making sense.

For many of us, this makes perfect sense. I already know that I'm going to be eating her out this way. If we're in this position, it's usually because I've asked to be in this position. Every time I see a hot woman, that fits the profile of the type of woman I want sitting on my face, I fantasize her sitting flat on top of my face... facing my feet... while she sits with her full weight and I eat her pussy out. 

Frank Kobola, Cosmopolitan: I see what's going on here. This took me a second. We're going to shake things up, aren't we? And by "shake things up" I mean you're going to sit on my face.

I see that long before the sex event. In fact, I've planned it. 

Frank Kobola, Cosmopolitan: This is so porny! There is nothing wrong with that. It's actually preferable.

What I actually think: I feel like I'm in heaven! 

One of the most beautiful sights you can see is the woman's ass right before she sits flat on top of your face. 

Frank Kobola, Cosmopolitan: I can't breathe. I need a signal for you to give me some air that isn't me throwing you off me in a panic.

As long as the woman isn't actively smothering you for breath play, there's always a way to breathe while giving oral this way. If you're doing this "50 Shades of Grey" style, there's always a "safe signal." 

I've done the later in BDSM, all I had to do was a "light signal" with my face. She always partially lifted her butt up just enough for me to catch my breath... then she slowly lowered her butt back down... and settled back into the heavy full weight facesit. 

Frank Kobola, Cosmopolitan: My eye is basically in her butt. Is this... is this how all adults get pink eye?

If my eyes aren't in her butt, with her butt cheeks pinning my eyelids shut, she isn't sitting on my face properly. 

There are few exceptions to this, like if she's sitting on my mouth and I'm looking at her back, or if she has a small butt. Otherwise, her ass cheeks should be pressing down on my eyelids in a way that makes it "impossible" for me to open my eyes. 

Frank Kobola, Cosmopolitan: I have no choice but to make her orgasm.

That's how I want to make women orgasm, and I could do it faster this way. I could also do it the traditional way and make her involuntarily shake aggressively. The facesit is one way to warm her up for this.

Frank Kobola, Cosmopolitan: She will not release me from her grip until then.

I don't want her to "release me from her grip," but unfortunately, this always happens as she orgasms or worse, when she tries to "reward" me by collapsing her upper body forward and putting us in a 69 position. 

She may think that she's rewarding me. I actually see that as a way to punish me for doing a good job, not reward me. I usually stop licking when she does this, then I nudge her back into the facesitting position. 

Frank Kobola, Cosmopolitan: How can I do hand stuff? Can I wedge my hand over my face?

First, if you're doing this right, you don't need your hands to do anything, unless your tongue can't reach her clitoris. Your arms and hands should be at your side, so that when she does sit, you could use your hands to assist her sit better... and to help pleasure her. 

I don't want anything between her butt and my face, as it'd ruin the fun. 

Frank Kobola, Cosmopolitan: I guess I can just use my nose instead. It's already in there.

The nose is trapped under her butt. The mouth has access to the entire area that needs oral service... most of the time. If not, the hands could be brought into action to help the mouth.  

Frank Kobola, Cosmopolitan: Please don't crush my head. There is so much pressure.

I've found that if I get as much of my nose inside her anal ring as possible, and as much of my face inside her ass crack as possible, it doesn't matter how hard she sits. Her ass crack is the softest part of her ass. She should have enough butt muscle and fat to cushion the rest of my face.

Now, there is a point where she sits "too hard," but it's rare. Your mileage may vary. You could give nonverbal signals to the woman so that she could pick up the excess, and leave you with the facesitting pressure that you want. 

If she's not sitting hard enough to leave reddish pressure marks on my face, she's not sitting properly. 

I've had a woman my height and weight sit on my face, plus push down from above. I still was comfortable. The fattest woman to sit on my face ended up giving me one of the most comfortable facesit experiences that I had. Talk about soft and cushiony "up the ying yang". 

Frank Kobola, Cosmopolitan: Can you reach my penis from there? I'm just saying, if you want to, you totally can.

Most facesitting women do that without being told, that's if you're eating them out properly. If she's my height or taller, yes, she could easily reach my penis. If she's shorter, and she could lean forward without taking too much weight off my face, she could still reach my penis.  

If she can't do it without breaking a proper facesit, I don't want her to reach for my penis. 

Frank Kobola, Cosmopolitan: Do you want to reverse cowgirl this? Is a suggestion I would make if I could actually talk.

If a woman wants to "ride the north face," I give an Army hand-and-arm signal similar to "rally." She easily interprets this as "turn around and ride the south face." Once she turns around, I use my arms to pull her ass onto my face, then I pull her ass down harder once her ass is on my face.  

Frank Kobola, Cosmopolitan: Are you coming or is my world ending? I can't even see anymore. It's just pitch black and vibrations, like an earthquake in a cave.

I don't worry if she has arrived at coming yet, because I know she's getting there. These women could only take so much orgasms in that position that the facesit ends shortly after that. 

As far as "not seeing" anymore... if you could see her butt cheeks, she's not sitting properly. 

If it's pitch black and you feel vibrations/earthquakes, both of you are doing something right.

A Real Facesit has to Pass the Barstool Test

Did you sit on someone's face? Are you thinking about doing it? If you did facesit someone, did you really do a "face sit"?

The best way to answer this question is to use the "Barstool Test." Here's how the facesitting barstool test works.

Look back at the actual facesitting that you did. If you're the facesitting woman, did you sit on the other person's face the exact same way you'd sit on a barstool at a bar, after a long day of being on your feet?

If you answered "No," then you didn't really sit on his/her face. If you answered "Yes," then chances are you performed a real "facesit."

Now, many would argue that what they thought was a "facesit" is actually a proper "facesit." The question that you have to answer then is this, "Is that how you would sit on a barstool?" Or, "Is that how you would've sat on a chair after your mom told you to sit properly?"

There are two ways to find out if you did subject your face chair to a real "facesit." One is through smell test, the other is through an impression on the face skin.

If you were to sniff the face that you just sat on, and smell your "bum" aroma on his or her face, there's a good chance that you did a proper "facesit." But, let's say you did pretty good at washing yourself in that area.

There's another way to find out if you subjected your face chair to a real facesit.

The moment you lift your butt off his/her face, look back and quickly look at that face. Do you see reddish pressure marks on the sittee's face? Do you see any markings, colorings, or face skin indentions where your butt was just sitting?

If so, there's a good chance that you did a proper "facesit."

During a reverse facesit, if the person that you're facesitting isn't able to breathe through his/her nose, only through his/her mouth; there's a good chance that you're doing a proper facesit. If the person that you're reverse facesitting isn't able to open his/her eyes, because your butt cheeks are pressing down hard on his/her eyelids, there's a good chance that you're doing a proper facesit.

During a frontal facesit, if the person that you're facesitting isn't able to breathe through his/her mouth, only through his/her nose if you let him/her; there's a good chance that you're doing a proper facesit. If the person that you're frontal facesitting is easily performing anilingus on you, because your butt hole is "deep" inside his/her mouth, there's a good chance that you're doing a proper facesit.

Whether you're frontal or reverse facesitting your face chair; if the person you're facesitting is performing anilingus from under you; and that person is unable to breathe through his/her mouth, then you're doing a proper facesit, or mouth-sit.

I found that the women that were able to do the proper/perfect facesit were the women with all or a combination of the following traits, not exclusive:

• Dominant.
• Knows what she wants during a sexual interaction.
• Has some form of animosity against men.
• Is turned on by male degradation.
• Doesn't care about the man's comfort or dignity during the facesit.
• Demonstrates no mercy or shame for the person whom she's facesitting.
• Interested in getting "hers" when it comes to sexual interaction/gratification before the man gets "his".
• Treat s the face that she's sitting on no different from anything else that she'd properly sit on.
• Has a butt crack that naturally spreads when she squats down to facesit.
• Manually spreads her butt crack, if it doesn't naturally spread, while she squats down to facesit.

This list isn't inclusive, and even the women that don't show signs of having the above traits can provide good facesits.

The common theme among these good facesits is that these women treat the face, that they sit on, no different from a barstool that they'd sit on, or anything else that they'd sit on if they were sitting properly.

If she facesits this way, the person that she's facesitting will enjoy the facesit. I've also noticed that the women that facesit this way generally tend to get the most enjoyment out of the facesit.

Toilet Paper or Wet Wipe, Which is Better? From a Facesitting Perspective

Toilet Paper or Wet Wipe?

I've seen a couple of articles, with associated comments, of people arguing the advantages of one or the other. For some people, using a regular toilet paper is the adult thing to do. For others, it's the idea of getting more ass cleaning done. After all, if you got some crap on your arm, would you use a toilet paper to wipe it off, or would you use a baby wipe? Or, for that matter, would you wash it?

Considering that I love to have women sit flat on top of my face with their bare bottoms... with their full weight... with their assholes smothering my nostrils... I have a good vantage point on this question.

There's no consistency among women that facesit me on how well they clean their butts.

I've had women facesit me right after they took a dump. Some of them wiped between taking care of business and facesitting me, one or two didn't.

Some of them wiped their butts like they normally would, went about their business, then facesat me when it was time for me to live up to my username. Some of these women used toilet paper, others used wet wipes. One or two women took a dump, didn't wipe, went about their business, then facesat me when it was time for me to live up to my username.

Contrary to what one may think, once a woman sits on my face, I can't smell anything... not even her asshole as it smothers my nostrils. The feel of her ass on my face overrides the recent memory of her ass smell. The sensation of her ass on my face dominates until she lifts her butt up... this is when the smell kicks in.

I love to have hot/beautiful women facesit me, their ass smell never bothers me. If anything, it's an erotic part of the experience. After she removes her butt from my face, I wear her ass perfume on my face with honor and pride.

One woman put real perfume on her ass right before she facesat me.

Many women sat on my face right after taking a shower. Some of them "left it at that" then sat on my face fresh out of the shower. Others took a shower prior to meeting me, went about their business, then facesat me when it was time to make me live up to my username. Others made a pit stop to the bathroom... more than likely to apply some wet wipes to their asses... before facesitting me.

So, which ass cleaning method provided the cleanest smelling and looking butt? The answer is simple... the women that showered, then latter applied the wet wipes.

I know firsthand, from when women sit on my face, that a person isn't going to get rid of all the butt smell. Even after a shower, there's going to be a residue smell. The ass may smell clean, without smell, after a post shower wet wipe application... but I've still had the smell of her ass in my nostrils a day after she sat on my face.

What's the worst smelling ass? Remember the woman that put perfume on her ass to masque the smell? That was the worst smelling ass I've smelt. But once she was sitting on my face with her full weight, I didn't smell anything until after she got up.

So ladies, if you're worried about how you smell down there, remember this... that's part of this fetish's erotic sensation. Going from your perfume/make up smell fragrance, to your ass smell, to your ass and full weight on my face is extremely erotic.

Now, many of these articles focus on the toilet paper or the wet wipe. Rare is the mention of the best way to clean one's ass.

Here's one method to use, if you're in your home.

Stage one, use the toilet paper to collect the bulk of your feces residue. Fold the toilet paper into two square rectangle length, and overlap to the strength that you want. Place the whole rectangle on your hand, then place it on your ass crack so that you could "trap" the feces residue. Take your time collecting your feces residue... let the toilet paper take it in. Bring the toilet paper into a semi ball, trapping the feces residue, then release the used toilet paper into the toilet bowl.

Break out the wet wipe and wipe like you normally would. Depending on your toilet and the type of plumbing that you have, you could either release the wet wipe into the toilet, or put it in a waste basket. If you don't have wet wipes, use wet toilet paper as a substitute.

Now, here's a step that most people don't use... but it's a step that'll keep your ass cleaner than most people's asses.

This step involves bathing your ass while it's on the toilet bowl. This can be done even without a bidet. All you need is a container... like a used up whip cream container, soap, and ready access to a faucet.

First, you lean forward to bring your ass crack up. Use one hand to pour the water through your ass crack, and the other hand to guide the water onto your ass crack. Second, you pour liquid soap, or apply regular soap, to the hand you're going to use to lather your butt. When you get enough of a lather, thoroughly lather your butt. Once you're done, repeat step one, this time to post rinse. The forth step involves using a dry wash rag to dry your bottom.

The third step is a modified version of how they clean their asses in the Far East and in southwest Asia. Asians generally have a better concept of cleaning their ass after taking care of business than their North American counterparts. However, many haven't caught up on the idea that you're supposed to include soap lathering in the process.

Why not use a rag to do the lathering and washing? One reason is that your own skin generally will be easier on your butt crack. Another is that women that do this get more of the smell off than those that use a wash rag. Also, you're not going to be able to hand rinse all the mess from the rag. Just think of the idea of using the same piece of toilet paper each time you use the bathroom.

If you're one of the people who have trained your body to take care of business around the same time in the morning... and have a habit of taking a shower right afterwards... you could skip step three and go straight to the shower.

If there's no shower planned after the bathroom visit, use all three steps. As always, wash your hands afterwards. When you wash your hands, wash them with a rinse, real lather, and post rinse cycle... using techniques that doctors show their patients. This technique involves lathering each finger during the lathering phase.

Rinse, turn the water off, thoroughly lather, turn the water back on and post rinse.

Back to the facesitting...

For me, it doesn't matter what a woman does to "clean up" after taking a dump... before she sits on my face. I make sure that my face is clean so that she has a clean face to sit on... regardless of how she cleans her ass or whether she cleans it or not.  The smell is part of the fun, and is a non-issue when it comes to the facesitting itself.

I have a different mindset when it comes to eating a woman's ass out though. If she expects me to ask her for a chance to toss her salad, she's got to have a clean ass. If she doesn't have a clean ass, and she wants her ass eaten, she'd have to "force" her asshole into my mouth. 

Does Facesitting Hurt?

Does facesitting hurt? That depends on how, and how long, a woman sits on a man's face. The facesitter and facesittee have different tolerances to this.

I've had anywhere from thin women to BBW women sit on my face. The vast majority of these facesittings were comfortable, no matter how heavy the woman was.

There are some tricks you could use to minimize, or eliminate, the pain that'd come with having a woman sit on your face.

One of the first things you want to do is to have her butthole and/or her anal ring smother your nostrils. Before she sits on your face, spread her butt cheeks apart. Since they're real soft, you want more of that part of her butt covering your face.

I've had a woman that weighed more than 200 pounds sit on my face this way. My face was snug and comfortable, and it didn't matter how much weight she applied to the sit, I felt comfortable. Her having extra padding in her butt helped out a lot, as that acted as a cushion.

The only worry I have, with women in this range, is in the breathing department. You could still breathe through your mouth if you lift her pussy up to breath. Many women are understanding in this area, and will help you catch your breath.

I had one woman, my height, sit on my face in a way that her tailbone put pressure on the part of my nose between my eyes. This pressure/pain disappeared when I slid her butthole into my mouth.

Slim/light women may come across as less painful sitters, but with less padding in their butts, their tailbone and butt bones are able to exert more pressure. Their weighing less compensated for this pressure, so it was still bearable.

The longer you have a woman sit on your face, the more her facesitting pressure may affect your eyes. You may start to "see" concentric colors radiate out from a certain point. You could relieve yourself of this issue by having her slide her butthole into your mouth.

So, whether facesitting hurts or not depends on whether or not the facesitting woman is applying a perfect facesitting fit or not. It also depends on her structure and on your tolerance level.

The vast majority of the facesitting that women have subjected me to has been erotic and comfortable. Women that have sat on my face perfectly managed to get me to orgasm just with the mere act of the facesitting... with no additional manipulating involved.

Facesitting is the Beautiful, Sexy, Confident, and Dominant Woman's Sport

A few years ago, I wrote an article for ehow on how to get facesat. The article stayed on that site, along with other rated "X" articles. It didn't stay up there for long before they took the article down. When they gave me the reason for taking it down, I smacked them with their own hypocrisy... pointing out the other rated "X" articles that were still up on their site.

They took those other articles down. That didn't stop me from hammering them every time they slipped and allowed a triple X article back on that site.

Years later, I stumbled on the article that I submitted. Turned out that someone that worked for that site passed it to someone they knew on another website, "Slog, the stranger dot com." It was under the title, "Many women refuse to sit on faces because they're conscious of what a butt smells like." Lindy West posted it on that site.

I have a detailed, expanded, version of that article on this blog. I've also written a variant of that article, and posted it on Mistress Destiny's Femdom Forums.

Those who know me from Mistress Destiny's Femdom Forums know that I don't miss out on an opportunity to defend what I say. I've collected a series of negative responses to my article. Time to destroy these retards' arguments a la MDFF style:

[quote]Uh, unless she scrubbed for twenty minutes with five different types of soap, you don't have to tell her how great it smells. Because it doesn't smell great. It smells atrocious.
--god i hate butt  October 1, 2008 4:32 PM [/quote]

I wouldn't be surprised that most of your academic problems came from your piss poor reading comprehension abilities. What I find atrocious is that they let someone, that's unable to use his/her brain, post on "Slog dot the stranger dot com," thus "gracing" the reader with his/her stupidity.

The point isn't to argue with her as to whether she smells great down there or not. The point is to counter her worries that she "smells" down there. Many women refuse to go through with a complete facesit, as they're conscious of how they smell down there. They'll either refuse to go through with it, denying the facesit fan real fun, or they'll make some adjustments.

For example, I've had situations where women would try to "hover" their butt to "spare" me what they think is an issue. This could be the smell, it could also be the fear that they'd "crush" me with their weight.

Letting her know that the smell is "part of the fun," helps alleviate her worrying about how the facesit enthusiast would react, or think, if she were to go ahead despite her worries.

[quote]A girl friend of mine in college had a boyfriend who, as a special treat during a bout of cunnilingus, ran his tongue back to her butt.
She was so upset that anyone would ever think to do such a thing to anyone that she cried. Like, right then.
--David Schmader  October 1, 2008 4:39 PM[/quote]

Not on topic you numbnuts. The article she posted had something to do with facesitting, with cunnilingus involved, not annalingus. Reading a post, before you comment on it, would spare you from coming across as an idiot that wants attention.

The vast majority of the women... that I've eaten out... were too busy going wild to care that I was nudging them into a full facesitting position. The few that resisted the full facesit were still in a position where part, or all, of my nose was inside their arse crack, even if there was no contact in that area. Future attempts with these women lead to a full facesit.

You see, that's key. You have to be eating her out right. Most men think that they're eating a woman out right, when they aren't. Most women complain that very few men know how to perform cunnilingus. That's a legitimate complaint. So if the guy that you're talking about was doing it properly... she wouldn't have been cognizant of the fact that he slipped his tongue there. She would've been too busy going wild over the sensation he would've been giving her had he ate her out good.

[quote]i made a girl cry when i gave her the 1st orgasm of her life. and it wasn't tears of joy & gratitude, it was because she thought it was dirty & she was now a slut.
and i never even touched her ass with my tongue.
--max solomon  October 1, 2008 4:58 PM[/quote]

Another off topic post. I'll be lenient here though, as this appears to be a reply to the knucklehead that went off topic.

None of the women, that I introduced into facesitting, felt "dirty" or "sluttish" after the experience. The majority of them became facesitting "monsters" and looked forward to parking their butts on my face for more.

[quote] Eww. Butt.
-- TVDinner  October 1, 2008 6:11 PM[/quote]

Ewww, a person who posts as if a retarded ghost possesses him/her.

[quote]Let's work the problem here. Is this not what scented products were made for? Peach, aloe, a carefully aimed squirt of Chanel No. 5? Surely a resolution can be reached! I mean, for the greater good and all.
--Irena  October 1, 2008 7:57 PM[/quote]

One woman tried that, that's the worst thing that they could do. Using one of those products actually worsens the smell.

The best thing that a woman could do is to come fresh out of the shower, or to clean it with soap and water... pre-rinse, lather, post rinse. Most women, when they know that they're going to sit on my face, are pretty good at cleaning up. Their butt has no bad smell.

[quote]I don't know if vacuum-sealed-mash-the-anus-onto-my-nose-squashing is necessary, but having the lady straddle the face is the BEST angle for the cunnilingus. No weird lower-jaw jutting required! Hours of sloppy goodness.
--Yogi  October 1, 2008 7:30 PM[/quote]

It's very necessary. This way, one movement of your tongue simultaneously takes care of her clitoris and surrounding area in one stroke. Keep in mind that you're doing this in a repeated pattern. Women have a lot of sensation in their anal ring area. Merely having your nose there, while driving her wild with cunnilingus, amplifies the pleasure she gets from cunnilingus.

The way that I explained it also puts you in a situation to where everything that you do adds to her pleasure... this includes you catching your breath. I've had no "pressure on the jaw" issues while eating them out this way.

I've also done it as you described, but the woman didn't get as much pleasure as she did in a full weight facesit. Your way was also less comfortable for me.

Women That Hate Facesitting are Generally Ugly, and Normally Don't get Facesit Requests

 [quote][quote]
This is one of the worst guides i've read regarding oral sex. And let's not even get started on the ass part. I wish it was a joke.
Lauren October 1, 2008 8:04 PM[/quote]

Ha!
Coming from a female who has a male partner who's tried getting me to do this often, I FULLY disagree with with #13! This a great little guide.
It reminds me of something that should be in Box Lunch by Diana Cage (which you guys need to read and do an article on if you haven't already.)
I even just emailed it to my honey with a little nudge and wink. Hopefully we'll be getting some good salad tossin in here soon....
morgi  October 1, 2008 8:21 PM[/quote]

It's blatantly obvious that Lauren hasn't received good quality orgasm. I wouldn't be surprised if Lauren has a hard time finding a guy that pleases her the way most women wish to be pleased, but don't get pleased that way.

Morgi is representative of many of the women that I've introduced into facesitting. Most women would say, "no" or refuse, if you describe the kind of facesit that you're looking for. Get these women in a 69 position, with her on top, and eat her out in a way that drives her up the wall. She wouldn't be phased by your pushing her into a sitting position. She'll be too wrapped up on the pleasure that you're giving her to even care... or notice.

Once they realize that the fullweight facesitting improves the cunnilingus quality, they'd relax and literally enjoy the ride.

If Lauran continues with that philosophy, she'll go into old age not knowing what she's missing.

[quote]@9: I guess I must be crazy, then, since I tried it three times, and I hated it. I did not get anything out of it whatsoever, except feeling slightly damp in an uncomfortable way.
yourleastfavorite  October 1, 2008 9:28 PM [/quote]

Yes, you're "crazy," because you're willing to give up on an experience based on someone's piss poor cunnilingus skill. The reality is that if the other person ate you out the right way, and you were going wild, you wouldn't care if someone nudged you into a fully seated position. You'd be mainly focused on the fact that someone is eating you out real good.

The problem wasn't because of the facesit, but because of the person you chose to have sex with.

[quote]I regularly peg and give rimjobs, since my boyfriend is into that, but I can't stop being generally (but only privately, so he doesn't feel guilty) grossed-out by the concept of ass - not because I think it's perverted, just because...well, seriously, we shit from there. "Eat shit" is an insult for a reason. I guess love means eating ass while fantasizing about your toothbrush waiting for you down the hall.
yourleastfavorite  October 1, 2008 9:28 PM[/quote]

This is an example of what I'm talking about. Is this the same guy that you tried to "face sit"? If so, he comes across as someone that was more focused on what he could get from you, rather than what he could do for you.

You fantasized about that toothbrush down the hall while you were rimming him. He probably was fantasizing about something else while you were "facesitting" him. The guide that I posted, that you commented on, required the guy to know what he was doing in the cunnilingus department.

My "guide" would've put your boyfriend in a position to where all he'd have to do is wash his face afterwards. If the toothbrush was your solution for the aftermath, then you obviously don't pay attention to the fact behind why flossing and mouthwash must also be done. There's something else that you'd have to do, to effectively deal with the aftermath. I'll leave you with trying to figure that out.

You tried to fend off the "crazy" label, right before admitting that you ate a guy's ass without first requiring quality oral service from him. My guide required the guy to give quality oral service first prior to attempting to nudge the female into the facesitting position.

It appears that you lost in that situation. Blame your judgment and guy choice, not the facesitting.

[quote]@9, I dearly wish I could sever the strings that hold my eyeballs in place so that I could roll them alllllll the way around for you. It's nice to know that if I don't like sitting on a dude's face, it must be because I'm crazy or frigid, and not because, you know, that particular angle doesn't do it for me.
I thank all the gods that I don't actually believe in that I don't have to fuck you, because lord almighty you sound tedious as hell.
haunted leg  October 1, 2008 10:17 PM[/quote]

If the guy doesn't do a good job eating you out, yes, that particular angle won't do it for you. However, if you're sitting just right, and the guy you're facesitting is doing cunnilingus properly, you wouldn't be complaining about how that particular angle "doesn't" do it for you.

One of the main reasons to why that particular angle doesn't do it for many people, is that they don't facesit properly. When many women facesit, they have a tendency to use their upper legs to support their body weight. This puts pressure on their knees and ankles/feet area. Without being fully relaxed, you're not going to enjoy the attention that you ultimately get.

However, a proper facesit would help alleviate that issue.

This starts with you dropping a squat (popping/copping a squat) on top of the face, then transitioning into a fullweight face sit from there. You take advantage of your body design when you do that. With the face sittee's face supporting most or all of your weight, you remove the pressure from your knees and ankles/feet. If knee pain is an issue, you could always rest your legs on top of the face sittee's legs.

If your boyfriend does his part properly, during 69, you'd be going wild with pleasure. You wouldn't care if he maneuvered you into a facesitting position... if you weren't there yet.

You could be frigid, selfish, ugly, or not doing it right. Your "doesn't do it for me" reply is just an excuse to cover for that. This shows that like your boyfriend, who didn't care about doing a proper job on you... you don't care about going out of your way to please a man. The person that you're addressing is lucky that you wouldn't have sex with him.

Ladies, Swiftly Conquer Me With a Perfect Facesit!

Ladies, what's the best way to sit on my face? By sitting on it the way you'd sit on anything else. I don't consider the "mustache ride," or the traditional sex definition of "face sit" as "facesitting."

When you sit on my face, don't hold anything back. Completely smother my face with your butt the way you'd smother a bar stool with your butt while having a drink at the bar. Here's how this could play out.

I lay on my back, looking up. You stand on the bed, then walk in my direction until you're over me. Your feet are on either side of me. I'm looking up at you. You turn around to face my feet, then drop your butt as if you were dropping a squat out in the woods.

Except, the only thing that you're relieving yourself of is your weight... transferred from you to my face as you take a seat.

Your butt gets closer to my face. My hands meet your butt right when you spread your butt cheeks. You complete your descent until your butthole smothers my nostrils, and your weight pushes the rest of your butt down hard on my face. You continue to release your weight on my face until you've put as much of your weight, as resting physics would allow you... as if you've just taken a seat on an imamate object.

You either remain in the sit-squat, or you swing your legs around and rest them on top of my legs. You chose whichever one is more comfortable for you.

Don't worry about how you smell down there.

I can't smell anything while you're sitting flat on top of my face. In order for anybody to be able to smell anything, there has to be air movement. With your butthole smothering my nostrils, there's no air movement. I can't smell anything.

In fact, I've never had to experience a woman's smell while she was sitting flat on top of my face with her full weight. All I had was feeling via my face, hearing, and breathing on her pussy. And get this. While your butt is "suffocating" my face, I can't taste anything. This means that I don't experience your smell, or taste, until you lift your butt from my face.

So should you be ashamed, or embarrassed, of how you smell down there while smothering my face with your butt? Hell no, that's part of the fun, that's part of what makes this an erotic experience... smelling your awesome ass scent seconds before it's lights out... then no smell...

You won't crush me this way either.

Trust me, you won't crush me if you sit on my face the way I describe it in this post. Your ass crack is the softest part of your butt. The more of your ass crack that you have smothering my face, the more I'm cushioned from your weight. Your butt has enough "meat" to where my face will be comfortable, no matter how much weight you put on me.

If you're overweight, the extra meat in your butt compensates, and gives my face an extra comfortable feeling.

Don't believe me?

I had a pro domina, a woman that was my height and who weighed 200 pounds, sit flat on top of my face with her full weight. She didn't stop with her own weight. She anchored her arms on the headboard, and pushed herself down on me. This resulted on her exerting her weight, plus the force of her push, on my face via her butt. This caused my head to sink deep into the pillows.

Had you watched the session, you wouldn't have seen any part of my face. You wouldn't have seen much of my head between her butt and the pillow. During parts of the session, you wouldn't have seen any part of my head.

Her doing this didn't phase me at all... in fact, the harder a woman sits on my face, the more erotic the experience.

Remember, sit on my face without regards to my comfort or dignity. Sit on my face like you want to humiliate me for all the wrong that the male gender has done to you. Your ass should be "eating" my face by the time you "settle down" on it. Ideally, parts of my face should be "reddish/pinkish" by the time you remove your butt from my face.

The better the quality of the facesit... the better the quality of my performing cunnilingus on you... the better the quality of the orgasm you give me if you give me a handjob while you're sitting on my face.

Here's a secret. Your sitting on my face, the way I like it, turns a switch on inside me that makes me instinctively eat you out... in a way that'll drive you up the wall.

If you sit on my face just the way I like it, like what I describe above, you'll end up becoming addictive.

Ladies, Get me to eat Your Asses Willingly and Without Complaint!

Dining at the "O," or "DATO," is something I rarely ask women to let me do to them. This is one of the things that look good in fantasy, but when it comes time to, "walk the walk," I easily "flake out."

Two things have to be in play when I'd make that request. One, the woman is real hot, and sits on my face perfectly. Two, I bring more cajunas to the encounter than what I normally have. Both those factors, working together, overcome the psychological barriers and cause me to bring a facesitting woman's asshole into my mouth.

Of course, once this happens, I go wild eating her out, and the woman's reactions show that she's thoroughly enjoying the experience.

Despite the above, any woman that has sat on my face has the ability to make me eat her ass out... without the above factors in play.

One of the women that sat on my face got me to eat her ass out one night. This wasn't planned, she didn't tell me to do it, and I didn't ask her. She just made it happen.

We were in her car, parked in a dark private area. She sat flat on top of my face, her asshole smothering my nostrils, and her butt pressing my face down, my head getting crushed on her driver seat.

She sat on my face while I ate her out, and while she gave me a handjob. After I exploded, she didn't remove her butt from my face. She kept sitting, with all her weight crushing her butt against my face. She wiped me up, then kept sitting on my face while enjoying the attention that I gave her.

With her asshole smothering my nostril, her asscrack forming an airtight seal on my face, and her weight pinning my face down, I had to negotiate my breaths. She had my breathing pattern down, as we had done this on a regular basis.

She knew that I enjoyed the sensation of her ass on my face, so I held my breath as I licked her pussy from under. Then I'd exhale, catch my breath, then continue eating her out. The sensation of my doing this drove her wild, but she held to the facesitting form that I enjoyed.

I could only do this for so long, though, before I'd be hurting to breathe normally. I was almost at the point to where I was going to indicate, "uncle" by signaling her to remove her butt from my face. She judged the quality of my breaths. She knew I was almost at the end of my ropes. Right when I was about to give that hands-to-butt signal, she rubbed her butt on my face.

She slid her asshole from my nostrils to my mouth.

She was still sitting on my face, except her ass crack and my mouth were locked in an intimate kiss. I could tell, from her breathing, moaning, and sighing, that she enjoyed my eating her ass out. I was too busy catching my breath to worry about what I was doing...

Of course, I'm not always hurting in the breathing department. Most of the times that women sit on my face, I could breathe comfortably while eating them out. Could they have gotten me to eat their assholes/asses out without second thought? Could you?

That's a resounding YES.

All you have to do is keep your weight on my face, then rub your ass across my face as you slide your asshole from my nostrils to my mouth.

Don't lift your butt up, causing me to see your asshole. The psychological barriers will set in, reducing the chances that I perform DATO on you. Keep your ass on my face and rub your ass across my face while you slide your asshole from my nostrils to my mouth.

Having it forced onto me like this, via your maintaining your full weight facesitting pressure on my face, is erotic, and is a turn on. That turn on destroys the psychological barriers, and I get to work eating your ass out.

Once that happens; it becomes a mind blowing erotic experience between the woman that's sitting on my face, and me.

So, Ladies, if you're sitting on my face just the way I like it, and you want me to eat your ass, don't give me a choice, or a chance, to say no. Slide into position and make me eat you out there. You'll thank yourself for doing that.

Same Height or Taller Women are Ideal Face Sitters

I laid down on my back. The hot white woman swings her legs around, and drops her butt on my face. It's lights out. I feel her anal ring smothering my nostrils, her butt crack smothering my nose and surrounding area, and her butt smothering my face.

I could "see" lights.

She's sitting hard, and comfortable.

My tongue reflexively darts out and licks her pussy. She sighs and lets out a moan of pleasure at the same time. Her butt, smothering my face, forms an airtight seal. The only way I could breath is through my mouth. Everything I do, to breath and to eat her out, sends pleasure shockwaves throughout her body.

She instinctively reaches out and grabs my manhood and starts pumping. She doesn't bend forward, she maintains her sitting form... remaining upright and continuing to smother my face with her butt and full weight. She aggressively pumps me until I explode.

One of the best orgasms a facesit fetish man could get is when a woman masturbates him while she sits flat on top of his face. Just having her ass on his face is enough to send him over the edge; without her doing anything to cause him to explode. The closer she is to the form that the guy likes, the more powerful the orgasm. The harder she sits on his face, the more powerful the orgasm.

The woman sitting upright, with her full weight behind her butt as it pushes down hard on my face is the ideal form for me. The pressure of her ass on my face, and the "soft lights" displaying under my eyelids, amplify the orgasm's affects.

So, what kind of woman would be able to masturbate me, while sitting flat on top of my face, sitting upright, with more weight pressing down? The facesitting woman that'd be able to do this is one that's my height, or higher.

Of course, this is ideal, but it's not the only way a guy could get his face sit "fix." A facesitting woman close to a facesit fetish man's height could also work magic.

Facesitting is a fetish that I enjoy. As long as I have a hot woman's ass on my face, my moral shoots through the roof... followed by the results of her pumping me while she's making me live up to my username.

Big Beautiful Women, sit on that face with all your weight!

I had this hot woman, originally from New York, sit flat on top of my face.

Her initial position had her riding my mouth, with her leaning forward toward my feet. So I pulled her butt down on my face, her butthole on top of my nostrils, and pulled her hips down. I pushed her upper body up with my other arm.

She rested her butt on my face, but held on to some of the weight with her legs. She put enough pressure behind her butt to make it a pleasurable facesit.

But I hoped for her to give it all she had.

Like most BBWs, she was afraid of hurting me. That's understandable. I wished that these women knew that they had something that their spinner counterparts don't have... extra padding.

Back in 2003 and 2004, I had a beautiful domina sit flat on top of my face. She weighed about 200 pounds, and was my height. She sat flat on top of my face, and released all her weight. But, that's not all she did. She curled her arms on the headboard, and pushed herself down with them. Her butt pushed my face deeper into the pillow.

She did this for a whole hour. How did I feel? Very comfortable.

Ladies, if you're a BBW, your butt has extra padding. This padding makes the face under it very comfortable, no matter how much weight you put behind the facesitting.

A BBW could sit flat on top of my face with all her weight, and my face will feel extremely comfortable. The extra padding protects my face from her bones and weight. This makes for a very comfortable experience.

So remember ladies, when you sit on my face, give it all you have. Your butt should treat my face as if it were a chair. That's why I use the username, "herfacechair!"

Are you a BBW? There's still no need to treat my face any different from the way you'd treat a chair. The more force a you put, behind your facesitting, the more erotic the experience. Add a hand job, during the face sit, and you'll give me an orgasm that rivals one I'd get from sexual intercourse.

How do you use craigslist to find a woman to sit on your face?

Challenge her to a facesitting contest that she thinks she'll win.... for shopping money.

I tried this in a small town community. The craigslist category didn't even include the town I was in. So, you had to click the option for the nearest city. I made my post and waited. I was about to give up when I got an email.

A woman asked me if the contest was still open.

We exchanged messages, with her asking a bunch of questions about the contest... how I wanted her to sit on my face, where we'd meet, conditions that'd have to be meet for her to win, what'd be considered as her being disqualified, settling on how much shopping money she'd get if she won.

I gave her directions to my place. This woman really needed money to pay her bills. She drove an hour from her city to my town. After I guided her into the parking lot, I looked into the car and saw her.

She had blue eyes, brown hair with a Midwestern beauty set up. She looked like the perfect swimsuit model. She was simply hot. When we finally spoke to each other, it was like reuniting with a friend I had lost contact with.

We got into my bedroom. She was curious about everything, lifting my stuff up and asking questions about them. I got the bed set up, dressed down to my underwear. She took her cloths off.

I hopped onto the bed and lay flat on my back. She remembered the facesitting picture that I showed her. She hopped on the bed, swung her legs over me and presented her butt and pussy over my face... while she faced my feet. I grabbed it and brought it down, placing her butthole over my nostrils as she sat up and rested her weight on my face.

It was on.

I started to lick her, and I felt her tense up... but she didn't show any reaction after that. With her butt pressing down on my face, causing lights to show, I heard her fingers taping furiously on her phone. She was texting her girlfriends back at the city she drove from.

She let me breath easily, allowing me to lift her pussy from my mouth, without breaking contact between her butt and my face. But she didn't need a break. She didn't bend down, and she didn't show any reaction to my licking her.

After a little bit, she put her sweater on while still sitting on my face.

I started to panic... maybe I ran into the woman that could sit flat on top of my face, bare bottomed, nonstop, for an hour. I started to wonder if she did something to desensitize her pussy to my licking it.

Both of us generated sweat, my face's sweat mixed with her butt's sweat, both pressed between my face and her butt.

Then she leaned forward, and down toward me, as she tensed up with a silent orgasm... it wasn't half an hour yet. Her butt broke contact with my face, but she kept her pussy on my mouth as I kept licking. I was breathing easily.

Then I thought, "Aha, got her!" Then I wondered if I should remind her that she lost?

But something else was about to happen in my future. This was my last weekend. The following workday, we were to start our movement that'll ultimately land us in Iraq. What if this was the last time my face ever got sat on?

The economy wasn't in the best shape; she had kids, was a single parent, and was seriously short on rent money.

So, I decided on a win-win situation for both of us.

I got her back into the game, pushing her body back into the sitting position. She'd have a couple more silent orgasms before the contest was over, I pushed her up each time.

So, the facesitting continued, but I got exhausted in the breathing department. As the minutes ticked closer to the hour, my arms dropped from her hips and landed on the bed, beside my sunken head. Her ass continued to push my face down... forcing my head deeper into the bed as she texted her girlfriends back in her city.

She counted down starting with 20 minutes... She got cocky as we got to the 15 minute mark. She removed her sweater, tossed it to our side, then shook her hair from side to side before pulling it together. Her sweater landed on my left arm.

I kept licking her pussy as her butt kept its death grip on my face.

Her butt continued to push my face down. She continued her cockiness by squeezing my nostrils with her anal ring, and bragging about her pending victory.

I kept working her pussy with my tongue. After an hour was up, she asked me if I wanted to continue. I would've gone more if I weren't beat and exhausted in the breathing department. Besides, it was getting late.

If it weren't for the possibilities that I faced, I would've told her that she lost the first time she went down... then wished her luck the next time.

But, as you just saw with this story, this contest is designed to make the woman fail. As they orgasm, they can't help but lean forward... causing their butt to break contact with your face. It happens like clockwork.

So, the trick is to create a craigslist advertisement that makes them think that they're going to win easy money... when you know that they're going to lose. Their Achilles heel... not being able to keep your face smothered with their bare bottoms for an entire hour.

The 69 position isn't close to facesitting

This is one of the posts intended for the ladies. :D

Well, I sat down and surfed the internet. The object, find pictures, videos, of guys getting facesat while they got a hand-job. One website offered a possibility. But, when I clicked, it showed two people in a 69 position. The video's title had "forced 69" in it. The comment section, though, made this statement, "what you see is in fact, a face sit, with the female on top!"

Not true. The definition of "sit," from Dictionary dot com: "Verb: 1. to rest with the body supported by the buttocks or thighs; be seated." In the picture, the woman's upper body was resting on the guy's chest, her buttocks wasn't on his face.

What do you do when someone invites you to take a seat? Do you lay your belly on the chair, and hang over it? Do you rest your crotch on it, 69 style, and lead forward so that your "weight" is on your crotch? No! You plant your butt on the chair, you sit! :D

So what do you do when a guy asks you to sit on his face? Something very similar to what you'd do if you were invited to "take a seat" of course. :D You'd smother his face with your buttocks, you'd rest your weight on your buttocks; hence on his face.

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Life without facesitting

Greetings from Iraq!

I'm currently deployed to Iraq, so I haven't had time to update my blogs. The internet that we have access to is KBR ran, since it falls under "MWR," we can't look at porn on them.

So, I've purchased a commercial plan to check up on my favorite facesitting sites. This leads to one of the hardest things about a combat deployment... not being able to experience a good facesitting. Granted, there are women on the major bases out here, but not where I'm at. As an infantryman, I'm at a patrol base that's infantry oriented. We don't get the amenities, conveniences, and little slice of home that the major fobs get. One of the reasons we like to call those folks, "fobbits."

So, we don't even get the "small" chance of getting facesat by, say, a hot Air Force chick. :D Kind of hard to fantasize getting facesat by one of the Iraqi women that we see on our mounted and dismounted patrols. Well, until recently. You don't need to drink beer to see women with rose colored glasses... trying not having one for a long time!

So imagine what went through my mind when I saw facesitting videos and pictures.

I don't care about having sex right now, all I need is a hot woman sitting flat on top of my face... reverse full weight style, while she gives me a hand job... the sensation one gets from this is better than actual sex at times.

How I could give you a big orgasm, with multiple aftershocks, using techniques you may not have tried before!

We start by hugging and kissing each other.

After some small talk, you have me lay flat on my back. You walk on the bed, with your feet on both sides of me. You get to my face, then turn around to where you face my feet. Then, you sit flat on top of my face.

You smother it with your butt and you smother my nostrils with your butt-hole. But, you don't suffocate me, as you enjoy my catching my breath right on your pussy. My breath flows around your labia and against your clit.

This was part one of pre pussy eating foreplay. You get up and slip your breasts into my mouth. You suck in some air, then sigh as I start suckling. You cradle me as the suckling pleasure vibrates from your breasts to your whole body.

You get on your back and I start eating your pussy. You suck in some air and start hissing with pleasure. You compliment me as I work your orgasm up, then you start humping my face until you explode. Your body shakes and you start cussing and swearing in pleasure.

Then I slide myself into you, and you coo with pleasure. Your breathing rhythm changes as I slide deeper and deeper into you until I explode inside you.

But, it's not over yet.

After I wipe myself clean, you turn over and present your butt to me. I lay down behind you, spread your butt cheeks, and put your butt hole into my mouth. My tongue flicks clockwise, then counter clockwise around your anal ring. I suck it in and out, then I shove my tongue into your butt hole and stir it around inside.

You could feel your clit throbbing. After multiple orgasms, you give me a chance to gargle and swallow beer. I quickly lay on my back, then you sit flat on top of my face again. My tongue darts through your labia and onto your vibrating clit. I catch my breath between licking your pussy, giving you a double pleasure "hit."

It doesn't take long before you explode in yet another orgasm. After having enough, you give me a physical signal with your hands, and I stop licking.

We end up the same way we began, you sitting flat on top of my face, smothering it with your butt.

You spend the rest of the time using my face as your seat cushion as you do things you normally do while seating, like drinking, eating, texting, watching TV, etc... not caring about my comfort or dignity.

Use pictures to ask for a facesit

You're in a room with a beautiful, hot woman, and you're about to have sex. She's sexy...one look at her butt and you simply have to have it on your face. You can't wait to feel her full weight behind that butt. So you work up the courage to ask her to sit on your face.

She climbs on top of you, straddles your face, and stops short of placing her bottom on your face. You're thinking, "She's not sitting on my face!" And she's thinking, "I'm sitting on his face!"
One way to cut the confusion is with a picture; this picture should show a woman sitting on a man's face. Mistress Destiny's Femdom Forums and other facesitting websites have facesitting pictures. They show the different ways you could get your face sat on. Pick the picture that shows how you like to get your face sat on, then print a copy of it. Keep it where you could retrieve it.

The next time you're in a situation where you're about to ask a woman to sit on your face, grab that picture. Show it to her and ask her if she could sit on your face that way.

What drives you wild when women sit on your face?

It's very hard to zero in on why having a hot woman's butt on one's face drives one over the top.

For me, it's very erotic. One of the prettiest sights a man could see is a woman's butt right before she sits on his face. This could start many ways, even in the car. The woman places one of her feet on the seat, and leaves the other one on the floor.

The man starts in the sitting position, lays down on his back, and passes her beautiful perfume and makeup smell. He slips his head under the woman's hovering butt and looks up. Her butt is over his face, with her panties slid down, and pants slid further down her legs.

Her butt starts to lower and he smells her butt crack as her butt gets closer to his face. First, he feels her butt press against his face, then increasing pressure as her weight pushes her butt down on his face, then he feels her sitting full weight.

This could also happen on the sofa, bed or floor.

The anticipation is enough to make you drool; the experience drives you wild. This goes beyond erotic. It makes you feel "humiliated" in a good way, it's the kind of "humiliation" that could make your "member" stand tall. The idea that she's breathing comfortably, and smelling fresh air while you're struggling for air under her turns both of you on.

Facesitting is so erotic, that if a woman sits on a man's face just right, the man could orgasm without manual, vaginal or other manipulation.

There's something deep and instinctive about having a hot woman's butt on your face. When a woman sits on my face, it turns a switch on inside me that make me want to eat her out with my heart, mind and soul. In many cases, having her butthole on top of my nostrils gives my tongue full access to her entire labia and clitoris.

The women could sense this, as they get in the groove, respond like they've never been eaten out, then "return the favor" by giving me the intercourse "of my life."

The bottom line is this; it's hard to "put one's foot" on why having a woman's butt on one's face drives them over the top. It's a turn on. It's an erotic experience that's hard to explain.

What's neat is that the women that get into facesitting get reciprocal satisfaction with sitting on someone's face. They have an equally hard time "putting their foot" on why sitting on someone's face drives them over the top.

A woman can amplify your orgasm by sitting on your face

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