Ladies, Swiftly Conquer Me With a Perfect Facesit!

Ladies, what's the best way to sit on my face? By sitting on it the way you'd sit on anything else. I don't consider the "mustache ride," or the traditional sex definition of "face sit" as "facesitting."

When you sit on my face, don't hold anything back. Completely smother my face with your butt the way you'd smother a bar stool with your butt while having a drink at the bar. Here's how this could play out.

I lay on my back, looking up. You stand on the bed, then walk in my direction until you're over me. Your feet are on either side of me. I'm looking up at you. You turn around to face my feet, then drop your butt as if you were dropping a squat out in the woods.

Except, the only thing that you're relieving yourself of is your weight... transferred from you to my face as you take a seat.

Your butt gets closer to my face. My hands meet your butt right when you spread your butt cheeks. You complete your descent until your butthole smothers my nostrils, and your weight pushes the rest of your butt down hard on my face. You continue to release your weight on my face until you've put as much of your weight, as resting physics would allow you... as if you've just taken a seat on an imamate object.

You either remain in the sit-squat, or you swing your legs around and rest them on top of my legs. You chose whichever one is more comfortable for you.

Don't worry about how you smell down there.

I can't smell anything while you're sitting flat on top of my face. In order for anybody to be able to smell anything, there has to be air movement. With your butthole smothering my nostrils, there's no air movement. I can't smell anything.

In fact, I've never had to experience a woman's smell while she was sitting flat on top of my face with her full weight. All I had was feeling via my face, hearing, and breathing on her pussy. And get this. While your butt is "suffocating" my face, I can't taste anything. This means that I don't experience your smell, or taste, until you lift your butt from my face.

So should you be ashamed, or embarrassed, of how you smell down there while smothering my face with your butt? Hell no, that's part of the fun, that's part of what makes this an erotic experience... smelling your awesome ass scent seconds before it's lights out... then no smell...

You won't crush me this way either.

Trust me, you won't crush me if you sit on my face the way I describe it in this post. Your ass crack is the softest part of your butt. The more of your ass crack that you have smothering my face, the more I'm cushioned from your weight. Your butt has enough "meat" to where my face will be comfortable, no matter how much weight you put on me.

If you're overweight, the extra meat in your butt compensates, and gives my face an extra comfortable feeling.

Don't believe me?

I had a pro domina, a woman that was my height and who weighed 200 pounds, sit flat on top of my face with her full weight. She didn't stop with her own weight. She anchored her arms on the headboard, and pushed herself down on me. This resulted on her exerting her weight, plus the force of her push, on my face via her butt. This caused my head to sink deep into the pillows.

Had you watched the session, you wouldn't have seen any part of my face. You wouldn't have seen much of my head between her butt and the pillow. During parts of the session, you wouldn't have seen any part of my head.

Her doing this didn't phase me at all... in fact, the harder a woman sits on my face, the more erotic the experience.

Remember, sit on my face without regards to my comfort or dignity. Sit on my face like you want to humiliate me for all the wrong that the male gender has done to you. Your ass should be "eating" my face by the time you "settle down" on it. Ideally, parts of my face should be "reddish/pinkish" by the time you remove your butt from my face.

The better the quality of the facesit... the better the quality of my performing cunnilingus on you... the better the quality of the orgasm you give me if you give me a handjob while you're sitting on my face.

Here's a secret. Your sitting on my face, the way I like it, turns a switch on inside me that makes me instinctively eat you out... in a way that'll drive you up the wall.

If you sit on my face just the way I like it, like what I describe above, you'll end up becoming addictive.

Ladies, Get me to eat Your Asses Willingly and Without Complaint!

Dining at the "O," or "DATO," is something I rarely ask women to let me do to them. This is one of the things that look good in fantasy, but when it comes time to, "walk the walk," I easily "flake out."

Two things have to be in play when I'd make that request. One, the woman is real hot, and sits on my face perfectly. Two, I bring more cajunas to the encounter than what I normally have. Both those factors, working together, overcome the psychological barriers and cause me to bring a facesitting woman's asshole into my mouth.

Of course, once this happens, I go wild eating her out, and the woman's reactions show that she's thoroughly enjoying the experience.

Despite the above, any woman that has sat on my face has the ability to make me eat her ass out... without the above factors in play.

One of the women that sat on my face got me to eat her ass out one night. This wasn't planned, she didn't tell me to do it, and I didn't ask her. She just made it happen.

We were in her car, parked in a dark private area. She sat flat on top of my face, her asshole smothering my nostrils, and her butt pressing my face down, my head getting crushed on her driver seat.

She sat on my face while I ate her out, and while she gave me a handjob. After I exploded, she didn't remove her butt from my face. She kept sitting, with all her weight crushing her butt against my face. She wiped me up, then kept sitting on my face while enjoying the attention that I gave her.

With her asshole smothering my nostril, her asscrack forming an airtight seal on my face, and her weight pinning my face down, I had to negotiate my breaths. She had my breathing pattern down, as we had done this on a regular basis.

She knew that I enjoyed the sensation of her ass on my face, so I held my breath as I licked her pussy from under. Then I'd exhale, catch my breath, then continue eating her out. The sensation of my doing this drove her wild, but she held to the facesitting form that I enjoyed.

I could only do this for so long, though, before I'd be hurting to breathe normally. I was almost at the point to where I was going to indicate, "uncle" by signaling her to remove her butt from my face. She judged the quality of my breaths. She knew I was almost at the end of my ropes. Right when I was about to give that hands-to-butt signal, she rubbed her butt on my face.

She slid her asshole from my nostrils to my mouth.

She was still sitting on my face, except her ass crack and my mouth were locked in an intimate kiss. I could tell, from her breathing, moaning, and sighing, that she enjoyed my eating her ass out. I was too busy catching my breath to worry about what I was doing...

Of course, I'm not always hurting in the breathing department. Most of the times that women sit on my face, I could breathe comfortably while eating them out. Could they have gotten me to eat their assholes/asses out without second thought? Could you?

That's a resounding YES.

All you have to do is keep your weight on my face, then rub your ass across my face as you slide your asshole from my nostrils to my mouth.

Don't lift your butt up, causing me to see your asshole. The psychological barriers will set in, reducing the chances that I perform DATO on you. Keep your ass on my face and rub your ass across my face while you slide your asshole from my nostrils to my mouth.

Having it forced onto me like this, via your maintaining your full weight facesitting pressure on my face, is erotic, and is a turn on. That turn on destroys the psychological barriers, and I get to work eating your ass out.

Once that happens; it becomes a mind blowing erotic experience between the woman that's sitting on my face, and me.

So, Ladies, if you're sitting on my face just the way I like it, and you want me to eat your ass, don't give me a choice, or a chance, to say no. Slide into position and make me eat you out there. You'll thank yourself for doing that.