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Sunday, September 18, 2011

Big Beautiful Women, sit on that face with all your weight!


I had this hot woman, originally from New York, sit flat on top of my face.

Her initial position had her riding my mouth, with her leaning forward toward my feet. So I pulled her butt down on my face, her butthole on top of my nostrils, and pulled her hips down. I pushed her upper body up with my other arm.

She rested her butt on my face, but held on to some of the weight with her legs. She put enough pressure behind her butt to make it a pleasurable facesit.

But I hoped for her to give it all she had.

Like most BBWs, she was afraid of hurting me. That's understandable. I wished that these women knew that they had something that their spinner counterparts don't have... extra padding.

Back in 2003 and 2004, I had a beautiful domina sit flat on top of my face. She weighed about 200 pounds, and was my height. She sat flat on top of my face, and released all her weight. But, that's not all she did. She curled her arms on the headboard, and pushed herself down with them. Her butt pushed my face deeper into the pillow.

She did this for a whole hour. How did I feel? Very comfortable.

Ladies, if you're a BBW, your butt has extra padding. This padding makes the face under it very comfortable, no matter how much weight you put behind the facesitting.

A BBW could sit flat on top of my face with all her weight, and my face will feel extremely comfortable. The extra padding protects my face from her bones and weight. This makes for a very comfortable experience.

So remember ladies, when you sit on my face, give it all you have. Your butt should treat my face as if it were a chair. That's why I use the username, "herfacechair!"

Are you a BBW? There's still no need to treat my face any different from the way you'd treat a chair. The more force a you put, behind your facesitting, the more erotic the experience. Add a hand job, during the face sit, and you'll give me an orgasm that rivals one I'd get from sexual intercourse.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

How do you use craigslist to find a woman to sit on your face?

Challenge her to a facesitting contest that she thinks she'll win.... for shopping money.

I tried this in a small town community. The craigslist category didn't even include the town I was in. So, you had to click the option for the nearest city. I made my post and waited. I was about to give up when I got an email.

A woman asked me if the contest was still open.

We exchanged messages, with her asking a bunch of questions about the contest... how I wanted her to sit on my face, where we'd meet, conditions that'd have to be meet for her to win, what'd be considered as her being disqualified, settling on how much shopping money she'd get if she won.

I gave her directions to my place. This woman really needed money to pay her bills. She drove an hour from her city to my town. After I guided her into the parking lot, I looked into the car and saw her.

She had blue eyes, brown hair with a Midwestern beauty set up. She looked like the perfect swimsuit model. She was simply hot. When we finally spoke to each other, it was like reuniting with a friend I had lost contact with.

We got into my bedroom. She was curious about everything, lifting my stuff up and asking questions about them. I got the bed set up, dressed down to my underwear. She took her cloths off.

I hopped onto the bed and lay flat on my back. She remembered the facesitting picture that I showed her. She hopped on the bed, swung her legs over me and presented her butt and pussy over my face... while she faced my feet. I grabbed it and brought it down, placing her butthole over my nostrils as she sat up and rested her weight on my face.

It was on.

I started to lick her, and I felt her tense up... but she didn't show any reaction after that. With her butt pressing down on my face, causing lights to show, I heard her fingers taping furiously on her phone. She was texting her girlfriends back at the city she drove from.

She let me breath easily, allowing me to lift her pussy from my mouth, without breaking contact between her butt and my face. But she didn't need a break. She didn't bend down, and she didn't show any reaction to my licking her.

After a little bit, she put her sweater on while still sitting on my face.

I started to panic... maybe I ran into the woman that could sit flat on top of my face, bare bottomed, nonstop, for an hour. I started to wonder if she did something to desensitize her pussy to my licking it.

Both of us generated sweat, my face's sweat mixed with her butt's sweat, both pressed between my face and her butt.

Then she leaned forward, and down toward me, as she tensed up with a silent orgasm... it wasn't half an hour yet. Her butt broke contact with my face, but she kept her pussy on my mouth as I kept licking. I was breathing easily.

Then I thought, "Aha, got her!" Then I wondered if I should remind her that she lost?

But something else was about to happen in my future. This was my last weekend. The following workday, we were to start our movement that'll ultimately land us in Iraq. What if this was the last time my face ever got sat on?

The economy wasn't in the best shape; she had kids, was a single parent, and was seriously short on rent money.

So, I decided on a win-win situation for both of us.

I got her back into the game, pushing her body back into the sitting position. She'd have a couple more silent orgasms before the contest was over, I pushed her up each time.

So, the facesitting continued, but I got exhausted in the breathing department. As the minutes ticked closer to the hour, my arms dropped from her hips and landed on the bed, beside my sunken head. Her ass continued to push my face down... forcing my head deeper into the bed as she texted her girlfriends back in her city.

She counted down starting with 20 minutes... She got cocky as we got to the 15 minute mark. She removed her sweater, tossed it to our side, then shook her hair from side to side before pulling it together. Her sweater landed on my left arm.

I kept licking her pussy as her butt kept its death grip on my face.

Her butt continued to push my face down. She continued her cockiness by squeezing my nostrils with her anal ring, and bragging about her pending victory.

I kept working her pussy with my tongue. After an hour was up, she asked me if I wanted to continue. I would've gone more if I weren't beat and exhausted in the breathing department. Besides, it was getting late.

If it weren't for the possibilities that I faced, I would've told her that she lost the first time she went down... then wished her luck the next time.

But, as you just saw with this story, this contest is designed to make the woman fail. As they orgasm, they can't help but lean forward... causing their butt to break contact with your face. It happens like clockwork.

So, the trick is to create a craigslist advertisement that makes them think that they're going to win easy money... when you know that they're going to lose. Their Achilles heel... not being able to keep your face smothered with their bare bottoms for an entire hour.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

The 69 position isn't close to facesitting

This is one of the posts intended for the ladies. :D

Well, I sat down and surfed the internet. The object, find pictures, videos, of guys getting facesat while they got a hand-job. One website offered a possibility. But, when I clicked, it showed two people in a 69 position. The video's title had "forced 69" in it. The comment section, though, made this statement, "what you see is in fact, a face sit, with the female on top!"

Not true. The definition of "sit," from Dictionary dot com: "Verb: 1. to rest with the body supported by the buttocks or thighs; be seated." In the picture, the woman's upper body was resting on the guy's chest, her buttocks wasn't on his face.

What do you do when someone invites you to take a seat? Do you lay your belly on the chair, and hang over it? Do you rest your crotch on it, 69 style, and lead forward so that your "weight" is on your crotch? No! You plant your butt on the chair, you sit! :D

So what do you do when a guy asks you to sit on his face? Something very similar to what you'd do if you were invited to "take a seat" of course. :D You'd smother his face with your buttocks, you'd rest your weight on your buttocks; hence on his face.