Follow me on twitter: @herfacechair

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

How do you use craigslist to find a woman to sit on your face?

Challenge her to a facesitting contest that she thinks she'll win.... for shopping money.

I tried this in a small town community. The craigslist category didn't even include the town I was in. So, you had to click the option for the nearest city. I made my post and waited. I was about to give up when I got an email.

A woman asked me if the contest was still open.

We exchanged messages, with her asking a bunch of questions about the contest... how I wanted her to sit on my face, where we'd meet, conditions that'd have to be meet for her to win, what'd be considered as her being disqualified, settling on how much shopping money she'd get if she won.

I gave her directions to my place. This woman really needed money to pay her bills. She drove an hour from her city to my town. After I guided her into the parking lot, I looked into the car and saw her.

She had blue eyes, brown hair with a Midwestern beauty set up. She looked like the perfect swimsuit model. She was simply hot. When we finally spoke to each other, it was like reuniting with a friend I had lost contact with.

We got into my bedroom. She was curious about everything, lifting my stuff up and asking questions about them. I got the bed set up, dressed down to my underwear. She took her cloths off.

I hopped onto the bed and lay flat on my back. She remembered the facesitting picture that I showed her. She hopped on the bed, swung her legs over me and presented her butt and pussy over my face... while she faced my feet. I grabbed it and brought it down, placing her butthole over my nostrils as she sat up and rested her weight on my face.

It was on.

I started to lick her, and I felt her tense up... but she didn't show any reaction after that. With her butt pressing down on my face, causing lights to show, I heard her fingers taping furiously on her phone. She was texting her girlfriends back at the city she drove from.

She let me breath easily, allowing me to lift her pussy from my mouth, without breaking contact between her butt and my face. But she didn't need a break. She didn't bend down, and she didn't show any reaction to my licking her.

After a little bit, she put her sweater on while still sitting on my face.

I started to panic... maybe I ran into the woman that could sit flat on top of my face, bare bottomed, nonstop, for an hour. I started to wonder if she did something to desensitize her pussy to my licking it.

Both of us generated sweat, my face's sweat mixed with her butt's sweat, both pressed between my face and her butt.

Then she leaned forward, and down toward me, as she tensed up with a silent orgasm... it wasn't half an hour yet. Her butt broke contact with my face, but she kept her pussy on my mouth as I kept licking. I was breathing easily.

Then I thought, "Aha, got her!" Then I wondered if I should remind her that she lost?

But something else was about to happen in my future. This was my last weekend. The following workday, we were to start our movement that'll ultimately land us in Iraq. What if this was the last time my face ever got sat on?

The economy wasn't in the best shape; she had kids, was a single parent, and was seriously short on rent money.

So, I decided on a win-win situation for both of us.

I got her back into the game, pushing her body back into the sitting position. She'd have a couple more silent orgasms before the contest was over, I pushed her up each time.

So, the facesitting continued, but I got exhausted in the breathing department. As the minutes ticked closer to the hour, my arms dropped from her hips and landed on the bed, beside my sunken head. Her ass continued to push my face down... forcing my head deeper into the bed as she texted her girlfriends back in her city.

She counted down starting with 20 minutes... She got cocky as we got to the 15 minute mark. She removed her sweater, tossed it to our side, then shook her hair from side to side before pulling it together. Her sweater landed on my left arm.

I kept licking her pussy as her butt kept its death grip on my face.

Her butt continued to push my face down. She continued her cockiness by squeezing my nostrils with her anal ring, and bragging about her pending victory.

I kept working her pussy with my tongue. After an hour was up, she asked me if I wanted to continue. I would've gone more if I weren't beat and exhausted in the breathing department. Besides, it was getting late.

If it weren't for the possibilities that I faced, I would've told her that she lost the first time she went down... then wished her luck the next time.

But, as you just saw with this story, this contest is designed to make the woman fail. As they orgasm, they can't help but lean forward... causing their butt to break contact with your face. It happens like clockwork.

So, the trick is to create a craigslist advertisement that makes them think that they're going to win easy money... when you know that they're going to lose. Their Achilles heel... not being able to keep your face smothered with their bare bottoms for an entire hour.