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This is one of the worst guides i've read regarding oral sex. And let's not even get started on the ass part. I wish it was a joke.
Lauren October 1, 2008 8:04 PM[/quote]
Ha!
Coming from a female who has a male partner who's tried getting me to do this often, I FULLY disagree with with #13! This a great little guide.
It reminds me of something that should be in Box Lunch by Diana Cage (which you guys need to read and do an article on if you haven't already.)
I even just emailed it to my honey with a little nudge and wink. Hopefully we'll be getting some good salad tossin in here soon....
morgi October 1, 2008 8:21 PM[/quote]
It's blatantly obvious that Lauren hasn't received good quality orgasm. I wouldn't be surprised if Lauren has a hard time finding a guy that pleases her the way most women wish to be pleased, but don't get pleased that way.
Morgi is representative of many of the women that I've introduced into facesitting. Most women would say, "no" or refuse, if you describe the kind of facesit that you're looking for. Get these women in a 69 position, with her on top, and eat her out in a way that drives her up the wall. She wouldn't be phased by your pushing her into a sitting position. She'll be too wrapped up on the pleasure that you're giving her to even care... or notice.
Once they realize that the fullweight facesitting improves the cunnilingus quality, they'd relax and literally enjoy the ride.
If Lauran continues with that philosophy, she'll go into old age not knowing what she's missing.
[quote]@9: I guess I must be crazy, then, since I tried it three times, and I hated it. I did not get anything out of it whatsoever, except feeling slightly damp in an uncomfortable way.
yourleastfavorite October 1, 2008 9:28 PM [/quote]
Yes, you're "crazy," because you're willing to give up on an experience based on someone's piss poor cunnilingus skill. The reality is that if the other person ate you out the right way, and you were going wild, you wouldn't care if someone nudged you into a fully seated position. You'd be mainly focused on the fact that someone is eating you out real good.
The problem wasn't because of the facesit, but because of the person you chose to have sex with.
[quote]I regularly peg and give rimjobs, since my boyfriend is into that, but I can't stop being generally (but only privately, so he doesn't feel guilty) grossed-out by the concept of ass - not because I think it's perverted, just because...well, seriously, we shit from there. "Eat shit" is an insult for a reason. I guess love means eating ass while fantasizing about your toothbrush waiting for you down the hall.
yourleastfavorite October 1, 2008 9:28 PM[/quote]
This is an example of what I'm talking about. Is this the same guy that you tried to "face sit"? If so, he comes across as someone that was more focused on what he could get from you, rather than what he could do for you.
You fantasized about that toothbrush down the hall while you were rimming him. He probably was fantasizing about something else while you were "facesitting" him. The guide that I posted, that you commented on, required the guy to know what he was doing in the cunnilingus department.
My "guide" would've put your boyfriend in a position to where all he'd have to do is wash his face afterwards. If the toothbrush was your solution for the aftermath, then you obviously don't pay attention to the fact behind why flossing and mouthwash must also be done. There's something else that you'd have to do, to effectively deal with the aftermath. I'll leave you with trying to figure that out.
You tried to fend off the "crazy" label, right before admitting that you ate a guy's ass without first requiring quality oral service from him. My guide required the guy to give quality oral service first prior to attempting to nudge the female into the facesitting position.
It appears that you lost in that situation. Blame your judgment and guy choice, not the facesitting.
[quote]@9, I dearly wish I could sever the strings that hold my eyeballs in place so that I could roll them alllllll the way around for you. It's nice to know that if I don't like sitting on a dude's face, it must be because I'm crazy or frigid, and not because, you know, that particular angle doesn't do it for me.
I thank all the gods that I don't actually believe in that I don't have to fuck you, because lord almighty you sound tedious as hell.
haunted leg October 1, 2008 10:17 PM[/quote]
If the guy doesn't do a good job eating you out, yes, that particular angle won't do it for you. However, if you're sitting just right, and the guy you're facesitting is doing cunnilingus properly, you wouldn't be complaining about how that particular angle "doesn't" do it for you.
One of the main reasons to why that particular angle doesn't do it for many people, is that they don't facesit properly. When many women facesit, they have a tendency to use their upper legs to support their body weight. This puts pressure on their knees and ankles/feet area. Without being fully relaxed, you're not going to enjoy the attention that you ultimately get.
However, a proper facesit would help alleviate that issue.
This starts with you dropping a squat (popping/copping a squat) on top of the face, then transitioning into a fullweight face sit from there. You take advantage of your body design when you do that. With the face sittee's face supporting most or all of your weight, you remove the pressure from your knees and ankles/feet. If knee pain is an issue, you could always rest your legs on top of the face sittee's legs.
If your boyfriend does his part properly, during 69, you'd be going wild with pleasure. You wouldn't care if he maneuvered you into a facesitting position... if you weren't there yet.
You could be frigid, selfish, ugly, or not doing it right. Your "doesn't do it for me" reply is just an excuse to cover for that. This shows that like your boyfriend, who didn't care about doing a proper job on you... you don't care about going out of your way to please a man. The person that you're addressing is lucky that you wouldn't have sex with him.
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