A few years ago, I wrote an article for ehow on how to get facesat. The article stayed on that site, along with other rated "X" articles. It didn't stay up there for long before they took the article down. When they gave me the reason for taking it down, I smacked them with their own hypocrisy... pointing out the other rated "X" articles that were still up on their site.
They took those other articles down. That didn't stop me from hammering them every time they slipped and allowed a triple X article back on that site.
Years later, I stumbled on the article that I submitted. Turned out that someone that worked for that site passed it to someone they knew on another website, "Slog, the stranger dot com." It was under the title, "Many women refuse to sit on faces because they're conscious of what a butt smells like." Lindy West posted it on that site.
I have a detailed, expanded, version of that article on this blog. I've also written a variant of that article, and posted it on Mistress Destiny's Femdom Forums.
Those who know me from Mistress Destiny's Femdom Forums know that I don't miss out on an opportunity to defend what I say. I've collected a series of negative responses to my article. Time to destroy these retards' arguments a la MDFF style:
[quote]Uh, unless she scrubbed for twenty minutes with five different types of soap, you don't have to tell her how great it smells. Because it doesn't smell great. It smells atrocious.
--god i hate butt October 1, 2008 4:32 PM [/quote]
I wouldn't be surprised that most of your academic problems came from your piss poor reading comprehension abilities. What I find atrocious is that they let someone, that's unable to use his/her brain, post on "Slog dot the stranger dot com," thus "gracing" the reader with his/her stupidity.
The point isn't to argue with her as to whether she smells great down there or not. The point is to counter her worries that she "smells" down there. Many women refuse to go through with a complete facesit, as they're conscious of how they smell down there. They'll either refuse to go through with it, denying the facesit fan real fun, or they'll make some adjustments.
For example, I've had situations where women would try to "hover" their butt to "spare" me what they think is an issue. This could be the smell, it could also be the fear that they'd "crush" me with their weight.
Letting her know that the smell is "part of the fun," helps alleviate her worrying about how the facesit enthusiast would react, or think, if she were to go ahead despite her worries.
[quote]A girl friend of mine in college had a boyfriend who, as a special treat during a bout of cunnilingus, ran his tongue back to her butt.
She was so upset that anyone would ever think to do such a thing to anyone that she cried. Like, right then.
--David Schmader October 1, 2008 4:39 PM[/quote]
Not on topic you numbnuts. The article she posted had something to do with facesitting, with cunnilingus involved, not annalingus. Reading a post, before you comment on it, would spare you from coming across as an idiot that wants attention.
The vast majority of the women... that I've eaten out... were too busy going wild to care that I was nudging them into a full facesitting position. The few that resisted the full facesit were still in a position where part, or all, of my nose was inside their arse crack, even if there was no contact in that area. Future attempts with these women lead to a full facesit.
You see, that's key. You have to be eating her out right. Most men think that they're eating a woman out right, when they aren't. Most women complain that very few men know how to perform cunnilingus. That's a legitimate complaint. So if the guy that you're talking about was doing it properly... she wouldn't have been cognizant of the fact that he slipped his tongue there. She would've been too busy going wild over the sensation he would've been giving her had he ate her out good.
[quote]i made a girl cry when i gave her the 1st orgasm of her life. and it wasn't tears of joy & gratitude, it was because she thought it was dirty & she was now a slut.
and i never even touched her ass with my tongue.
--max solomon October 1, 2008 4:58 PM[/quote]
Another off topic post. I'll be lenient here though, as this appears to be a reply to the knucklehead that went off topic.
None of the women, that I introduced into facesitting, felt "dirty" or "sluttish" after the experience. The majority of them became facesitting "monsters" and looked forward to parking their butts on my face for more.
[quote] Eww. Butt.
-- TVDinner October 1, 2008 6:11 PM[/quote]
Ewww, a person who posts as if a retarded ghost possesses him/her.
[quote]Let's work the problem here. Is this not what scented products were made for? Peach, aloe, a carefully aimed squirt of Chanel No. 5? Surely a resolution can be reached! I mean, for the greater good and all.
--Irena October 1, 2008 7:57 PM[/quote]
One woman tried that, that's the worst thing that they could do. Using one of those products actually worsens the smell.
The best thing that a woman could do is to come fresh out of the shower, or to clean it with soap and water... pre-rinse, lather, post rinse. Most women, when they know that they're going to sit on my face, are pretty good at cleaning up. Their butt has no bad smell.
[quote]I don't know if vacuum-sealed-mash-the-anus-onto-my-nose-squashing is necessary, but having the lady straddle the face is the BEST angle for the cunnilingus. No weird lower-jaw jutting required! Hours of sloppy goodness.
--Yogi October 1, 2008 7:30 PM[/quote]
It's very necessary. This way, one movement of your tongue simultaneously takes care of her clitoris and surrounding area in one stroke. Keep in mind that you're doing this in a repeated pattern. Women have a lot of sensation in their anal ring area. Merely having your nose there, while driving her wild with cunnilingus, amplifies the pleasure she gets from cunnilingus.
The way that I explained it also puts you in a situation to where everything that you do adds to her pleasure... this includes you catching your breath. I've had no "pressure on the jaw" issues while eating them out this way.
I've also done it as you described, but the woman didn't get as much pleasure as she did in a full weight facesit. Your way was also less comfortable for me.
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