Toilet Paper or Wet Wipe, Which is Better? From a Facesitting Perspective

Toilet Paper or Wet Wipe?

I've seen a couple of articles, with associated comments, of people arguing the advantages of one or the other. For some people, using a regular toilet paper is the adult thing to do. For others, it's the idea of getting more ass cleaning done. After all, if you got some crap on your arm, would you use a toilet paper to wipe it off, or would you use a baby wipe? Or, for that matter, would you wash it?

Considering that I love to have women sit flat on top of my face with their bare bottoms... with their full weight... with their assholes smothering my nostrils... I have a good vantage point on this question.

There's no consistency among women that facesit me on how well they clean their butts.

I've had women facesit me right after they took a dump. Some of them wiped between taking care of business and facesitting me, one or two didn't.

Some of them wiped their butts like they normally would, went about their business, then facesat me when it was time for me to live up to my username. Some of these women used toilet paper, others used wet wipes. One or two women took a dump, didn't wipe, went about their business, then facesat me when it was time for me to live up to my username.

Contrary to what one may think, once a woman sits on my face, I can't smell anything... not even her asshole as it smothers my nostrils. The feel of her ass on my face overrides the recent memory of her ass smell. The sensation of her ass on my face dominates until she lifts her butt up... this is when the smell kicks in.

I love to have hot/beautiful women facesit me, their ass smell never bothers me. If anything, it's an erotic part of the experience. After she removes her butt from my face, I wear her ass perfume on my face with honor and pride.

One woman put real perfume on her ass right before she facesat me.

Many women sat on my face right after taking a shower. Some of them "left it at that" then sat on my face fresh out of the shower. Others took a shower prior to meeting me, went about their business, then facesat me when it was time to make me live up to my username. Others made a pit stop to the bathroom... more than likely to apply some wet wipes to their asses... before facesitting me.

So, which ass cleaning method provided the cleanest smelling and looking butt? The answer is simple... the women that showered, then latter applied the wet wipes.

I know firsthand, from when women sit on my face, that a person isn't going to get rid of all the butt smell. Even after a shower, there's going to be a residue smell. The ass may smell clean, without smell, after a post shower wet wipe application... but I've still had the smell of her ass in my nostrils a day after she sat on my face.

What's the worst smelling ass? Remember the woman that put perfume on her ass to masque the smell? That was the worst smelling ass I've smelt. But once she was sitting on my face with her full weight, I didn't smell anything until after she got up.

So ladies, if you're worried about how you smell down there, remember this... that's part of this fetish's erotic sensation. Going from your perfume/make up smell fragrance, to your ass smell, to your ass and full weight on my face is extremely erotic.

Now, many of these articles focus on the toilet paper or the wet wipe. Rare is the mention of the best way to clean one's ass.

Here's one method to use, if you're in your home.

Stage one, use the toilet paper to collect the bulk of your feces residue. Fold the toilet paper into two square rectangle length, and overlap to the strength that you want. Place the whole rectangle on your hand, then place it on your ass crack so that you could "trap" the feces residue. Take your time collecting your feces residue... let the toilet paper take it in. Bring the toilet paper into a semi ball, trapping the feces residue, then release the used toilet paper into the toilet bowl.

Break out the wet wipe and wipe like you normally would. Depending on your toilet and the type of plumbing that you have, you could either release the wet wipe into the toilet, or put it in a waste basket. If you don't have wet wipes, use wet toilet paper as a substitute.

Now, here's a step that most people don't use... but it's a step that'll keep your ass cleaner than most people's asses.

This step involves bathing your ass while it's on the toilet bowl. This can be done even without a bidet. All you need is a container... like a used up whip cream container, soap, and ready access to a faucet.

First, you lean forward to bring your ass crack up. Use one hand to pour the water through your ass crack, and the other hand to guide the water onto your ass crack. Second, you pour liquid soap, or apply regular soap, to the hand you're going to use to lather your butt. When you get enough of a lather, thoroughly lather your butt. Once you're done, repeat step one, this time to post rinse. The forth step involves using a dry wash rag to dry your bottom.

The third step is a modified version of how they clean their asses in the Far East and in southwest Asia. Asians generally have a better concept of cleaning their ass after taking care of business than their North American counterparts. However, many haven't caught up on the idea that you're supposed to include soap lathering in the process.

Why not use a rag to do the lathering and washing? One reason is that your own skin generally will be easier on your butt crack. Another is that women that do this get more of the smell off than those that use a wash rag. Also, you're not going to be able to hand rinse all the mess from the rag. Just think of the idea of using the same piece of toilet paper each time you use the bathroom.

If you're one of the people who have trained your body to take care of business around the same time in the morning... and have a habit of taking a shower right afterwards... you could skip step three and go straight to the shower.

If there's no shower planned after the bathroom visit, use all three steps. As always, wash your hands afterwards. When you wash your hands, wash them with a rinse, real lather, and post rinse cycle... using techniques that doctors show their patients. This technique involves lathering each finger during the lathering phase.

Rinse, turn the water off, thoroughly lather, turn the water back on and post rinse.

Back to the facesitting...

For me, it doesn't matter what a woman does to "clean up" after taking a dump... before she sits on my face. I make sure that my face is clean so that she has a clean face to sit on... regardless of how she cleans her ass or whether she cleans it or not.  The smell is part of the fun, and is a non-issue when it comes to the facesitting itself.

I have a different mindset when it comes to eating a woman's ass out though. If she expects me to ask her for a chance to toss her salad, she's got to have a clean ass. If she doesn't have a clean ass, and she wants her ass eaten, she'd have to "force" her asshole into my mouth. 

How to get facesat the next time you have intercourse

Here's how easy it is. If you've talked a woman into doing 69, you can guide her into facesitting you.

Get your girlfriend/wife into a 69 position with you. Make sure you're on the bottom. Or, if she likes to start out by going down on you, pull her so that her pussy is over your face. Then pull it into your mouth and start "eating."

Let me back up for a second.

You should be good at cunnilingus. If not, you should hold this facesitting trick off until you could eat her out good. If you're willing to take your time down there, and she sees that you enjoy it, she'll give you feedback on how to eat her out better.

Different women are receptive to different techniques. This is important, as you want to drive her wild before easing her into sitting on your face.

You want to get to where you could give her the oral service of her life. The better you get at this, the harder it'll be for her to concentrate on going down on you. Also, the harder it'll be for her to resist your guiding her to sitting on your face.

So, when you push her up at a 45 degree angle to you, she'll slightly be relieved. But don't miss a beat, keep eating her out. She'll ignore the challenge of returning the favor. That won't last long, she'll try to dive back down again; don't let her.

Stop her, and nudge her back up, while keeping the tongue beat on her snatch. Most the time, she'll comply and just enjoy the ride. Some will try to go back down on you. Again, nudge her back up.

Wait till she starts moaning. Keep eating her out, then gradually get her into a "sitting" position. She should be sitting on your face lightly. Some will sit with all their weight. If they don't, as long as she's sitting on your face, you're ahead of the game.

She'll be so into your eating her out that your efforts won't faze her.

Continue eating her out, and driving her up the wall. When she really gets into the groove of things, pull her butt down hard onto your face.

Now, one of two things could happen here. She'll gladly relax her weight on your face... then shake her hips back and fourth as she grinds your face with her butt. This'll happen a lot of times.

Or, she could "resist" a little and remain sitting lightly on your face.

Don't panic.

Keep eating her out at the right spots.

You have an advantage, as your tongue has access to all her erogenous zones, including her clitoris. It won't take you long to bring her off to a powerful orgasm. She might try to dismount you before reaching an orgasm... don't let her escape. Hold her hips tightly and keep eating her out until she orgasms.

If this was her first time, talk to her afterwards. Let her know how much that turned you on...even though she didn't do anything to you in return except sit on your face. She wants to please you to. She'll learn that facesitting is one of the easiest ways to orgasm.

She'll also know that facesitting is key to her getting a good pussy eating.

Now, if you didn't get her to sit on your face fully, let her know that having her butt near your face was a turn on. Let her know that she smelled great down there as well.

She also might have issues with full weight facesitting; she doesn't want to hurt you.

So, if you've had a heavier woman facesit you before, let her know that. Let her know that this woman sat on your face real hard, with her full weight. Don't lie either, if this didn't happen, let her know that you'd stop her if she was sitting too hard.

You want to dispel her fears of crushing you; tell her that you doubt that she could sit on your face that hard. Don't get me wrong, if she's facesitting to hard, stop her...but keep her where she's sitting the hardest that you could handle.

Let her know that no matter how hard she sits, it won't discomfort you. Even let her know that you'd let her facesit you after she used the bathroom. When she's busily basking after a good orgasm, she won't think that you're all too strange.

I've found that every woman that I've broken into facesitting, who happens to be the type of woman I want sitting on my face, became a facesitting "monster" after the first face sit.

Some will gradually get there, but it doesn't take long. Even with the most resistant women, I've managed to get their butt over my face to where my nose was in their butt crack...while I enjoyed the aroma. In these extreme cases, do the same thing. Let her know how much of a turn on that was, and that you'd hope that she'd sit flat on top of your face the next time.

Do this trick, and you'll spend the majority of your pussy eating career eating women out while being facesat.