How to get facesat the next time you have intercourse

Here's how easy it is. If you've talked a woman into doing 69, you can guide her into facesitting you.

Get your girlfriend/wife into a 69 position with you. Make sure you're on the bottom. Or, if she likes to start out by going down on you, pull her so that her pussy is over your face. Then pull it into your mouth and start "eating."

Let me back up for a second.

You should be good at cunnilingus. If not, you should hold this facesitting trick off until you could eat her out good. If you're willing to take your time down there, and she sees that you enjoy it, she'll give you feedback on how to eat her out better.

Different women are receptive to different techniques. This is important, as you want to drive her wild before easing her into sitting on your face.

You want to get to where you could give her the oral service of her life. The better you get at this, the harder it'll be for her to concentrate on going down on you. Also, the harder it'll be for her to resist your guiding her to sitting on your face.

So, when you push her up at a 45 degree angle to you, she'll slightly be relieved. But don't miss a beat, keep eating her out. She'll ignore the challenge of returning the favor. That won't last long, she'll try to dive back down again; don't let her.

Stop her, and nudge her back up, while keeping the tongue beat on her snatch. Most the time, she'll comply and just enjoy the ride. Some will try to go back down on you. Again, nudge her back up.

Wait till she starts moaning. Keep eating her out, then gradually get her into a "sitting" position. She should be sitting on your face lightly. Some will sit with all their weight. If they don't, as long as she's sitting on your face, you're ahead of the game.

She'll be so into your eating her out that your efforts won't faze her.

Continue eating her out, and driving her up the wall. When she really gets into the groove of things, pull her butt down hard onto your face.

Now, one of two things could happen here. She'll gladly relax her weight on your face... then shake her hips back and fourth as she grinds your face with her butt. This'll happen a lot of times.

Or, she could "resist" a little and remain sitting lightly on your face.

Don't panic.

Keep eating her out at the right spots.

You have an advantage, as your tongue has access to all her erogenous zones, including her clitoris. It won't take you long to bring her off to a powerful orgasm. She might try to dismount you before reaching an orgasm... don't let her escape. Hold her hips tightly and keep eating her out until she orgasms.

If this was her first time, talk to her afterwards. Let her know how much that turned you on...even though she didn't do anything to you in return except sit on your face. She wants to please you to. She'll learn that facesitting is one of the easiest ways to orgasm.

She'll also know that facesitting is key to her getting a good pussy eating.

Now, if you didn't get her to sit on your face fully, let her know that having her butt near your face was a turn on. Let her know that she smelled great down there as well.

She also might have issues with full weight facesitting; she doesn't want to hurt you.

So, if you've had a heavier woman facesit you before, let her know that. Let her know that this woman sat on your face real hard, with her full weight. Don't lie either, if this didn't happen, let her know that you'd stop her if she was sitting too hard.

You want to dispel her fears of crushing you; tell her that you doubt that she could sit on your face that hard. Don't get me wrong, if she's facesitting to hard, stop her...but keep her where she's sitting the hardest that you could handle.

Let her know that no matter how hard she sits, it won't discomfort you. Even let her know that you'd let her facesit you after she used the bathroom. When she's busily basking after a good orgasm, she won't think that you're all too strange.

I've found that every woman that I've broken into facesitting, who happens to be the type of woman I want sitting on my face, became a facesitting "monster" after the first face sit.

Some will gradually get there, but it doesn't take long. Even with the most resistant women, I've managed to get their butt over my face to where my nose was in their butt crack...while I enjoyed the aroma. In these extreme cases, do the same thing. Let her know how much of a turn on that was, and that you'd hope that she'd sit flat on top of your face the next time.

Do this trick, and you'll spend the majority of your pussy eating career eating women out while being facesat.