Ladies, Swiftly Conquer Me With a Perfect Facesit!

Ladies, what's the best way to sit on my face? By sitting on it the way you'd sit on anything else. I don't consider the "mustache ride," or the traditional sex definition of "face sit" as "facesitting."

When you sit on my face, don't hold anything back. Completely smother my face with your butt the way you'd smother a bar stool with your butt while having a drink at the bar. Here's how this could play out.

I lay on my back, looking up. You stand on the bed, then walk in my direction until you're over me. Your feet are on either side of me. I'm looking up at you. You turn around to face my feet, then drop your butt as if you were dropping a squat out in the woods.

Except, the only thing that you're relieving yourself of is your weight... transferred from you to my face as you take a seat.

Your butt gets closer to my face. My hands meet your butt right when you spread your butt cheeks. You complete your descent until your butthole smothers my nostrils, and your weight pushes the rest of your butt down hard on my face. You continue to release your weight on my face until you've put as much of your weight, as resting physics would allow you... as if you've just taken a seat on an imamate object.

You either remain in the sit-squat, or you swing your legs around and rest them on top of my legs. You chose whichever one is more comfortable for you.

Don't worry about how you smell down there.

I can't smell anything while you're sitting flat on top of my face. In order for anybody to be able to smell anything, there has to be air movement. With your butthole smothering my nostrils, there's no air movement. I can't smell anything.

In fact, I've never had to experience a woman's smell while she was sitting flat on top of my face with her full weight. All I had was feeling via my face, hearing, and breathing on her pussy. And get this. While your butt is "suffocating" my face, I can't taste anything. This means that I don't experience your smell, or taste, until you lift your butt from my face.

So should you be ashamed, or embarrassed, of how you smell down there while smothering my face with your butt? Hell no, that's part of the fun, that's part of what makes this an erotic experience... smelling your awesome ass scent seconds before it's lights out... then no smell...

You won't crush me this way either.

Trust me, you won't crush me if you sit on my face the way I describe it in this post. Your ass crack is the softest part of your butt. The more of your ass crack that you have smothering my face, the more I'm cushioned from your weight. Your butt has enough "meat" to where my face will be comfortable, no matter how much weight you put on me.

If you're overweight, the extra meat in your butt compensates, and gives my face an extra comfortable feeling.

Don't believe me?

I had a pro domina, a woman that was my height and who weighed 200 pounds, sit flat on top of my face with her full weight. She didn't stop with her own weight. She anchored her arms on the headboard, and pushed herself down on me. This resulted on her exerting her weight, plus the force of her push, on my face via her butt. This caused my head to sink deep into the pillows.

Had you watched the session, you wouldn't have seen any part of my face. You wouldn't have seen much of my head between her butt and the pillow. During parts of the session, you wouldn't have seen any part of my head.

Her doing this didn't phase me at all... in fact, the harder a woman sits on my face, the more erotic the experience.

Remember, sit on my face without regards to my comfort or dignity. Sit on my face like you want to humiliate me for all the wrong that the male gender has done to you. Your ass should be "eating" my face by the time you "settle down" on it. Ideally, parts of my face should be "reddish/pinkish" by the time you remove your butt from my face.

The better the quality of the facesit... the better the quality of my performing cunnilingus on you... the better the quality of the orgasm you give me if you give me a handjob while you're sitting on my face.

Here's a secret. Your sitting on my face, the way I like it, turns a switch on inside me that makes me instinctively eat you out... in a way that'll drive you up the wall.

If you sit on my face just the way I like it, like what I describe above, you'll end up becoming addictive.

Ladies, Get me to eat Your Asses Willingly and Without Complaint!

Dining at the "O," or "DATO," is something I rarely ask women to let me do to them. This is one of the things that look good in fantasy, but when it comes time to, "walk the walk," I easily "flake out."

Two things have to be in play when I'd make that request. One, the woman is real hot, and sits on my face perfectly. Two, I bring more cajunas to the encounter than what I normally have. Both those factors, working together, overcome the psychological barriers and cause me to bring a facesitting woman's asshole into my mouth.

Of course, once this happens, I go wild eating her out, and the woman's reactions show that she's thoroughly enjoying the experience.

Despite the above, any woman that has sat on my face has the ability to make me eat her ass out... without the above factors in play.

One of the women that sat on my face got me to eat her ass out one night. This wasn't planned, she didn't tell me to do it, and I didn't ask her. She just made it happen.

We were in her car, parked in a dark private area. She sat flat on top of my face, her asshole smothering my nostrils, and her butt pressing my face down, my head getting crushed on her driver seat.

She sat on my face while I ate her out, and while she gave me a handjob. After I exploded, she didn't remove her butt from my face. She kept sitting, with all her weight crushing her butt against my face. She wiped me up, then kept sitting on my face while enjoying the attention that I gave her.

With her asshole smothering my nostril, her asscrack forming an airtight seal on my face, and her weight pinning my face down, I had to negotiate my breaths. She had my breathing pattern down, as we had done this on a regular basis.

She knew that I enjoyed the sensation of her ass on my face, so I held my breath as I licked her pussy from under. Then I'd exhale, catch my breath, then continue eating her out. The sensation of my doing this drove her wild, but she held to the facesitting form that I enjoyed.

I could only do this for so long, though, before I'd be hurting to breathe normally. I was almost at the point to where I was going to indicate, "uncle" by signaling her to remove her butt from my face. She judged the quality of my breaths. She knew I was almost at the end of my ropes. Right when I was about to give that hands-to-butt signal, she rubbed her butt on my face.

She slid her asshole from my nostrils to my mouth.

She was still sitting on my face, except her ass crack and my mouth were locked in an intimate kiss. I could tell, from her breathing, moaning, and sighing, that she enjoyed my eating her ass out. I was too busy catching my breath to worry about what I was doing...

Of course, I'm not always hurting in the breathing department. Most of the times that women sit on my face, I could breathe comfortably while eating them out. Could they have gotten me to eat their assholes/asses out without second thought? Could you?

That's a resounding YES.

All you have to do is keep your weight on my face, then rub your ass across my face as you slide your asshole from my nostrils to my mouth.

Don't lift your butt up, causing me to see your asshole. The psychological barriers will set in, reducing the chances that I perform DATO on you. Keep your ass on my face and rub your ass across my face while you slide your asshole from my nostrils to my mouth.

Having it forced onto me like this, via your maintaining your full weight facesitting pressure on my face, is erotic, and is a turn on. That turn on destroys the psychological barriers, and I get to work eating your ass out.

Once that happens; it becomes a mind blowing erotic experience between the woman that's sitting on my face, and me.

So, Ladies, if you're sitting on my face just the way I like it, and you want me to eat your ass, don't give me a choice, or a chance, to say no. Slide into position and make me eat you out there. You'll thank yourself for doing that.

Same Height or Taller Women are Ideal Face Sitters

I laid down on my back. The hot white woman swings her legs around, and drops her butt on my face. It's lights out. I feel her anal ring smothering my nostrils, her butt crack smothering my nose and surrounding area, and her butt smothering my face.

I could "see" lights.

She's sitting hard, and comfortable.

My tongue reflexively darts out and licks her pussy. She sighs and lets out a moan of pleasure at the same time. Her butt, smothering my face, forms an airtight seal. The only way I could breath is through my mouth. Everything I do, to breath and to eat her out, sends pleasure shockwaves throughout her body.

She instinctively reaches out and grabs my manhood and starts pumping. She doesn't bend forward, she maintains her sitting form... remaining upright and continuing to smother my face with her butt and full weight. She aggressively pumps me until I explode.

One of the best orgasms a facesit fetish man could get is when a woman masturbates him while she sits flat on top of his face. Just having her ass on his face is enough to send him over the edge; without her doing anything to cause him to explode. The closer she is to the form that the guy likes, the more powerful the orgasm. The harder she sits on his face, the more powerful the orgasm.

The woman sitting upright, with her full weight behind her butt as it pushes down hard on my face is the ideal form for me. The pressure of her ass on my face, and the "soft lights" displaying under my eyelids, amplify the orgasm's affects.

So, what kind of woman would be able to masturbate me, while sitting flat on top of my face, sitting upright, with more weight pressing down? The facesitting woman that'd be able to do this is one that's my height, or higher.

Of course, this is ideal, but it's not the only way a guy could get his face sit "fix." A facesitting woman close to a facesit fetish man's height could also work magic.

Facesitting is a fetish that I enjoy. As long as I have a hot woman's ass on my face, my moral shoots through the roof... followed by the results of her pumping me while she's making me live up to my username.

Big Beautiful Women, sit on that face with all your weight!

I had this hot woman, originally from New York, sit flat on top of my face.

Her initial position had her riding my mouth, with her leaning forward toward my feet. So I pulled her butt down on my face, her butthole on top of my nostrils, and pulled her hips down. I pushed her upper body up with my other arm.

She rested her butt on my face, but held on to some of the weight with her legs. She put enough pressure behind her butt to make it a pleasurable facesit.

But I hoped for her to give it all she had.

Like most BBWs, she was afraid of hurting me. That's understandable. I wished that these women knew that they had something that their spinner counterparts don't have... extra padding.

Back in 2003 and 2004, I had a beautiful domina sit flat on top of my face. She weighed about 200 pounds, and was my height. She sat flat on top of my face, and released all her weight. But, that's not all she did. She curled her arms on the headboard, and pushed herself down with them. Her butt pushed my face deeper into the pillow.

She did this for a whole hour. How did I feel? Very comfortable.

Ladies, if you're a BBW, your butt has extra padding. This padding makes the face under it very comfortable, no matter how much weight you put behind the facesitting.

A BBW could sit flat on top of my face with all her weight, and my face will feel extremely comfortable. The extra padding protects my face from her bones and weight. This makes for a very comfortable experience.

So remember ladies, when you sit on my face, give it all you have. Your butt should treat my face as if it were a chair. That's why I use the username, "herfacechair!"

Are you a BBW? There's still no need to treat my face any different from the way you'd treat a chair. The more force a you put, behind your facesitting, the more erotic the experience. Add a hand job, during the face sit, and you'll give me an orgasm that rivals one I'd get from sexual intercourse.

How do you use craigslist to find a woman to sit on your face?

Challenge her to a facesitting contest that she thinks she'll win.... for shopping money.

I tried this in a small town community. The craigslist category didn't even include the town I was in. So, you had to click the option for the nearest city. I made my post and waited. I was about to give up when I got an email.

A woman asked me if the contest was still open.

We exchanged messages, with her asking a bunch of questions about the contest... how I wanted her to sit on my face, where we'd meet, conditions that'd have to be meet for her to win, what'd be considered as her being disqualified, settling on how much shopping money she'd get if she won.

I gave her directions to my place. This woman really needed money to pay her bills. She drove an hour from her city to my town. After I guided her into the parking lot, I looked into the car and saw her.

She had blue eyes, brown hair with a Midwestern beauty set up. She looked like the perfect swimsuit model. She was simply hot. When we finally spoke to each other, it was like reuniting with a friend I had lost contact with.

We got into my bedroom. She was curious about everything, lifting my stuff up and asking questions about them. I got the bed set up, dressed down to my underwear. She took her cloths off.

I hopped onto the bed and lay flat on my back. She remembered the facesitting picture that I showed her. She hopped on the bed, swung her legs over me and presented her butt and pussy over my face... while she faced my feet. I grabbed it and brought it down, placing her butthole over my nostrils as she sat up and rested her weight on my face.

It was on.

I started to lick her, and I felt her tense up... but she didn't show any reaction after that. With her butt pressing down on my face, causing lights to show, I heard her fingers taping furiously on her phone. She was texting her girlfriends back at the city she drove from.

She let me breath easily, allowing me to lift her pussy from my mouth, without breaking contact between her butt and my face. But she didn't need a break. She didn't bend down, and she didn't show any reaction to my licking her.

After a little bit, she put her sweater on while still sitting on my face.

I started to panic... maybe I ran into the woman that could sit flat on top of my face, bare bottomed, nonstop, for an hour. I started to wonder if she did something to desensitize her pussy to my licking it.

Both of us generated sweat, my face's sweat mixed with her butt's sweat, both pressed between my face and her butt.

Then she leaned forward, and down toward me, as she tensed up with a silent orgasm... it wasn't half an hour yet. Her butt broke contact with my face, but she kept her pussy on my mouth as I kept licking. I was breathing easily.

Then I thought, "Aha, got her!" Then I wondered if I should remind her that she lost?

But something else was about to happen in my future. This was my last weekend. The following workday, we were to start our movement that'll ultimately land us in Iraq. What if this was the last time my face ever got sat on?

The economy wasn't in the best shape; she had kids, was a single parent, and was seriously short on rent money.

So, I decided on a win-win situation for both of us.

I got her back into the game, pushing her body back into the sitting position. She'd have a couple more silent orgasms before the contest was over, I pushed her up each time.

So, the facesitting continued, but I got exhausted in the breathing department. As the minutes ticked closer to the hour, my arms dropped from her hips and landed on the bed, beside my sunken head. Her ass continued to push my face down... forcing my head deeper into the bed as she texted her girlfriends back in her city.

She counted down starting with 20 minutes... She got cocky as we got to the 15 minute mark. She removed her sweater, tossed it to our side, then shook her hair from side to side before pulling it together. Her sweater landed on my left arm.

I kept licking her pussy as her butt kept its death grip on my face.

Her butt continued to push my face down. She continued her cockiness by squeezing my nostrils with her anal ring, and bragging about her pending victory.

I kept working her pussy with my tongue. After an hour was up, she asked me if I wanted to continue. I would've gone more if I weren't beat and exhausted in the breathing department. Besides, it was getting late.

If it weren't for the possibilities that I faced, I would've told her that she lost the first time she went down... then wished her luck the next time.

But, as you just saw with this story, this contest is designed to make the woman fail. As they orgasm, they can't help but lean forward... causing their butt to break contact with your face. It happens like clockwork.

So, the trick is to create a craigslist advertisement that makes them think that they're going to win easy money... when you know that they're going to lose. Their Achilles heel... not being able to keep your face smothered with their bare bottoms for an entire hour.

The 69 position isn't close to facesitting

This is one of the posts intended for the ladies. :D

Well, I sat down and surfed the internet. The object, find pictures, videos, of guys getting facesat while they got a hand-job. One website offered a possibility. But, when I clicked, it showed two people in a 69 position. The video's title had "forced 69" in it. The comment section, though, made this statement, "what you see is in fact, a face sit, with the female on top!"

Not true. The definition of "sit," from Dictionary dot com: "Verb: 1. to rest with the body supported by the buttocks or thighs; be seated." In the picture, the woman's upper body was resting on the guy's chest, her buttocks wasn't on his face.

What do you do when someone invites you to take a seat? Do you lay your belly on the chair, and hang over it? Do you rest your crotch on it, 69 style, and lead forward so that your "weight" is on your crotch? No! You plant your butt on the chair, you sit! :D

So what do you do when a guy asks you to sit on his face? Something very similar to what you'd do if you were invited to "take a seat" of course. :D You'd smother his face with your buttocks, you'd rest your weight on your buttocks; hence on his face.

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