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Sunday, March 20, 2011

The 69 position isn't close to facesitting

This is one of the posts intended for the ladies. :D

Well, I sat down and surfed the internet. The object, find pictures, videos, of guys getting facesat while they got a hand-job. One website offered a possibility. But, when I clicked, it showed two people in a 69 position. The video's title had "forced 69" in it. The comment section, though, made this statement, "what you see is in fact, a face sit, with the female on top!"

Not true. The definition of "sit," from Dictionary dot com: "Verb: 1. to rest with the body supported by the buttocks or thighs; be seated." In the picture, the woman's upper body was resting on the guy's chest, her buttocks wasn't on his face.

What do you do when someone invites you to take a seat? Do you lay your belly on the chair, and hang over it? Do you rest your crotch on it, 69 style, and lead forward so that your "weight" is on your crotch? No! You plant your butt on the chair, you sit! :D

So what do you do when a guy asks you to sit on his face? Something very similar to what you'd do if you were invited to "take a seat" of course. :D You'd smother his face with your buttocks, you'd rest your weight on your buttocks; hence on his face.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

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Saturday, February 27, 2010

Life without facesitting

Greetings from Iraq!

I'm currently deployed to Iraq, so I haven't had time to update my blogs. The internet that we have access to is KBR ran, since it falls under "MWR," we can't look at porn on them.

So, I've purchased a commercial plan to check up on my favorite facesitting sites. This leads to one of the hardest things about a combat deployment... not being able to experience a good facesitting. Granted, there are women on the major bases out here, but not where I'm at. As an infantryman, I'm at a patrol base that's infantry oriented. We don't get the amenities, conveniences, and little slice of home that the major fobs get. One of the reasons we like to call those folks, "fobbits."

So, we don't even get the "small" chance of getting facesat by, say, a hot Air Force chick. :D Kind of hard to fantasize getting facesat by one of the Iraqi women that we see on our mounted and dismounted patrols. Well, until recently. You don't need to drink beer to see women with rose colored glasses... trying not having one for a long time!

So imagine what went through my mind when I saw facesitting videos and pictures.

I don't care about having sex right now, all I need is a hot woman sitting flat on top of my face... reverse full weight style, while she gives me a hand job... the sensation one gets from this is better than actual sex at times.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

How I could give you a big orgasm, with multiple aftershocks, using techniques you may not have tried before!

We start by hugging and kissing each other.

After some small talk, you have me lay flat on my back. You walk on the bed, with your feet on both sides of me. You get to my face, then turn around to where you face my feet. Then, you sit flat on top of my face.

You smother it with your butt and you smother my nostrils with your butt-hole. But, you don't suffocate me, as you enjoy my catching my breath right on your pussy. My breath flows around your labia and against your clit.

This was part one of pre pussy eating foreplay. You get up and slip your breasts into my mouth. You suck in some air, then sigh as I start suckling. You cradle me as the suckling pleasure vibrates from your breasts to your whole body.

You get on your back and I start eating your pussy. You suck in some air and start hissing with pleasure. You compliment me as I work your orgasm up, then you start humping my face until you explode. Your body shakes and you start cussing and swearing in pleasure.

Then I slide myself into you, and you coo with pleasure. Your breathing rhythm changes as I slide deeper and deeper into you until I explode inside you.

But, it's not over yet.

After I wipe myself clean, you turn over and present your butt to me. I lay down behind you, spread your butt cheeks, and put your butt hole into my mouth. My tongue flicks clockwise, then counter clockwise around your anal ring. I suck it in and out, then I shove my tongue into your butt hole and stir it around inside.

You could feel your clit throbbing. After multiple orgasms, you give me a chance to gargle and swallow beer. I quickly lay on my back, then you sit flat on top of my face again. My tongue darts through your labia and onto your vibrating clit. I catch my breath between licking your pussy, giving you a double pleasure "hit."

It doesn't take long before you explode in yet another orgasm. After having enough, you give me a physical signal with your hands, and I stop licking.

We end up the same way we began, you sitting flat on top of my face, smothering it with your butt.

You spend the rest of the time using my face as your seat cushion as you do things you normally do while seating, like drinking, eating, texting, watching TV, etc... not caring about my comfort or dignity.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Use pictures to ask for a facesit

You're in a room with a beautiful, hot woman, and you're about to have sex. She's sexy...one look at her butt and you simply have to have it on your face. You can't wait to feel her full weight behind that butt. So you work up the courage to ask her to sit on your face.

She climbs on top of you, straddles your face, and stops short of placing her bottom on your face. You're thinking, "She's not sitting on my face!" And she's thinking, "I'm sitting on his face!"
One way to cut the confusion is with a picture; this picture should show a woman sitting on a man's face. Mistress Destiny's Femdom Forums and other facesitting websites have facesitting pictures. They show the different ways you could get your face sat on. Pick the picture that shows how you like to get your face sat on, then print a copy of it. Keep it where you could retrieve it.

The next time you're in a situation where you're about to ask a woman to sit on your face, grab that picture. Show it to her and ask her if she could sit on your face that way.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

What drives you wild when women sit on your face?

It's very hard to zero in on why having a hot woman's butt on one's face drives one over the top.

For me, it's very erotic. One of the prettiest sights a man could see is a woman's butt right before she sits on his face. This could start many ways, even in the car. The woman places one of her feet on the seat, and leaves the other one on the floor.

The man starts in the sitting position, lays down on his back, and passes her beautiful perfume and makeup smell. He slips his head under the woman's hovering butt and looks up. Her butt is over his face, with her panties slid down, and pants slid further down her legs.

Her butt starts to lower and he smells her butt crack as her butt gets closer to his face. First, he feels her butt press against his face, then increasing pressure as her weight pushes her butt down on his face, then he feels her sitting full weight.

This could also happen on the sofa, bed or floor.

The anticipation is enough to make you drool; the experience drives you wild. This goes beyond erotic. It makes you feel "humiliated" in a good way, it's the kind of "humiliation" that could make your "member" stand tall. The idea that she's breathing comfortably, and smelling fresh air while you're struggling for air under her turns both of you on.

Facesitting is so erotic, that if a woman sits on a man's face just right, the man could orgasm without manual, vaginal or other manipulation.

There's something deep and instinctive about having a hot woman's butt on your face. When a woman sits on my face, it turns a switch on inside me that make me want to eat her out with my heart, mind and soul. In many cases, having her butthole on top of my nostrils gives my tongue full access to her entire labia and clitoris.

The women could sense this, as they get in the groove, respond like they've never been eaten out, then "return the favor" by giving me the intercourse "of my life."

The bottom line is this; it's hard to "put one's foot" on why having a woman's butt on one's face drives them over the top. It's a turn on. It's an erotic experience that's hard to explain.

What's neat is that the women that get into facesitting get reciprocal satisfaction with sitting on someone's face. They have an equally hard time "putting their foot" on why sitting on someone's face drives them over the top.

A woman can amplify your orgasm by sitting on your face

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